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Punky and I went to see Lady Sovereign the other night, so I missed the new SNL with Dane Cook. It was being hyped like crazy - maybe Dane would be a kick in the pants for the new [bad] season!

Well, I just watched his nine minute opening monologue (with temporary headphones that are much too short - I have to crouch my head to desk height). There are some highs and mediums, but the end is friggin’ priceless. A little risque perhaps, but nothin’ that’s safe for NBC is too zany for us. Knowmean?

I freakin’ love me job eh!
The reason is, I get to play video games on live television. I’ll admit it’s not a spectacular game, but it’s pretty dang fun. Go to www.mychemicalromance.com and then click on media. Then you can play the games that they have. I get to play on television. I’ll be controlling it when you watch MOD tonight. Tee hee!

Working here is a real pain in the ass.

Ok, I’m kidding. It’s just that whenever an artist comes through here for a soundcheck and someone blogs about it, they’re always like, “working here rules!”. Fine, so it’s true. My Chemical Romance just had their soundcheck for MOD and after blazing through their 3 songs, they asked permission to jam. And how could anybody say no to a group of dudes as adorable as that, hmm?

So here we were, listening to MCR work out some new material, and we were all, “holy crap!”. It was cool.

And then Kat started talking about Aqua and we were reminiscing and THEN she started talking about Boyz II Men and I started crying. Man, I love the album “II”. It was my good luck studying CD in junior high.

Preview four songs from Paris Hilton’s new album via her MySpace page…IF YOU DARE.

Dun dun dunnnn….

Official band pages are for wimps. MySpace pages are the new black, for like 2 seconds.

Design artwork for their new CD!

I found this earlier today and now I’ve made April go crazy. She can’t do work, and truthfully, neither can I. That’s not good. I need to write gossip for you to ingest.

This is Roebling, the Brooklyn Bunny. You can watch him on a two-camera screen, with 6 second updates. He’s got huge eyes like I’ve never seen before, and he plays with paper. *Hypnotised* As I write, I’m clicking back to the page every few words to see what he’s doing. Help me!

“Mrs. Merv Grazinski of Oklahoma purchased a brand new 32-foot Winnebago. On her first trip, she drove on the freeway, set the cruise control at 70 mph and went out back to make a sandwich. She crashed. Then sued for the manual not advising her not to do this.

The jury awarded her $1,750,000 plus a new motor home. The company then changed their manuals on the basis of this suit.”

From this week’s Popbitch!

Some person with a lot of talent and even more time on their hands created yarn people in a recreation of “Dawn Of The Dead”. Because after awhile, knitting socks just doesn’t cut it anymore. I would like to make a request for Austin Powers yarn people, please.

For the photo set, including Monsieur Hare Krishna zombie (from the original flick, for those who don’t know), go here!