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The two above photos of Sharon Stone make me laugh like a crazy person each time I see them. So I put them together for a dose of comedic GOLD. For me, anyway. Now please excuse me while I go giggle for awhile.

If I can’t watch Arrested Development anymore, at least I have The Office. And for some April Fool’s Day fun, here are some extremely random PSAs they shot for your enjoyment. So, uh, ENJOY IT.

What you need to do right now is watch this.

It’s a story about a leprechaun who allegedly lives in Mobile, Alabama (a location you may have heard mentioned in Kanye West’s “Workout Plan”). While you don’t actually see the leprechaun, you do get to see the hilarity caused by locals who are trying to catch a glimpse.

Highlights:
- The amateur sketch
- The traffic man with his ancient flute
- “I think it’s a crack head!”

Leah! MOD! This!

- So, I guess this means that Nicole and DJ AM are officially on again?
- Naomi Campbell is THE BEST. How many times can this woman get accused of smacking a bitch?!
- Lindsay Lohan’s dad wants her to get back with Wilmer. But of course, we all know that he’s living in the past, and besides. Come on. He’s a little loopy.
- You know how Tori Spelling stole Dean McDermott away from his wife? Well, anyway, the scoundrel’s got a big fat hickey on his neck. And that’s nothin’ compared to the portrait of Tori on his forearm! Sigh. Kids!!

Back when I was a young’un, I loved me some Bel Biv Devoe. I wore that tape out, man. Yes, cassette. Jeez. Anyway, Richard Cazeau from The Loop shared a little information today that was too good for me to pass up: Ronnie (also from New Edition, of course) has turned himself into somewhat of a Real Estate superstar. Seriously, he’s a real business man. I LOVE IT!

Let’s celebrate his achievement with a round of Ronnie rap (from “Do Me”):

“The time was six o’clock on the Swatch watch, no time to chill - got a date, can’t be late, hey! The girl’s gonna do me”. YESS!

Sorry for the delay - here’s what Leah chatted about yesterday!

- Oh, man. Apple Martin is like, the cutest baby ever.
- Nicole Kidman’s parents think that she should get a pre-nup before marrying her lad. If Nicole Kidman’s parents told Nicole Kidman to jump off a cliff, would she??! Huh? Probably.
- Looks like Jen and Vince might be engaged. Of course, this is coming from Grazia magazine, whatever the flip that is.
- Teri Hatcher “making out” with Ryan SEACREST? Wasn’t she rumoured to be with Clooney before? Downgrade!

So, these dudes were sitting around in a brainstorm meeting, right? And one guy was all, “can you freakin’ imagine Christopher Walken playing a ping pong enthusiast?” Another dude nods, “but he also has to be evil.”

“I’ve got it!” cries another. “We shall call it: Balls Of Fury”.

And it was so.

Wanna know what Leah talked about today on MOD? Too bad! Ok, fine. Be that way.

- In preparation of Katie Holmes’ silent birth, giant signs with “how to be quiet” instructions were delivered to Casa de TomKat. Might be for Katie, might be for visitors, but one thing’s for sure: nobody in Hollywood knows how to shuddup.
- FHM has named Scarlett Johansson the sexiest woman alive. Oh, I’m sorry. I thought that was me. *scoff*
- Wilmer Valderrama revealed on the Howard Stern show intimate details of his relations with an entire army of today’s teen pop trollops. So, he’s officially a creepy old man now, right?

Well boys and girls, this is it. The end of a beautiful era. I’ve pissed and moaned on here before about Arrested Development, so I figured that I should bring some closure to the whole thing: creator Mitch Hurtwitz has announced that he will not continue with the series.

Aw, c’mon. Stop it with the sad face, I just can’t take it right now. This doesn’t necessarily signal the final nail in the coffin, although it could be the penultimate. Whoa, that was a big word.

Let’s just enjoy the time we had; aye, at least they ended well. Did I really just say ‘aye’? Aye.

So, here’s what Leah talked about today!

- Us Weekly says that Justin and Cameron aren’t ever gonna get married, bitches. They’re just gonne be life partners. Kind of like lobsters, only with less butter. Yeah, that didn’t make sense at all.
- PageSix says that Tom Cruise tapped Nicole’s phone lines when they were going through a divorce. Kind of makes up for the lack of tapping during their marriage.