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The sun is shining, the streets are full of fashionable people - you need to dress to impress. You need something that makes a statement. You need this. Yes, you do.

I can’t freakin’ believe that this is news. Janet Jackson’s drinking an extra large smoothie!!!

So what!!! Jeez louise.

Thanks Best Week Ever, for this link to the best game ever (today). I haven’t made it past level three yet. I’m a maniac!!

I was just looking at these pictures and I thought to myself, “sheeit, Paula Abdul really lucked out”. Who ever would have believed that Paula Abdul would make a comeback to the point of being B-List? Gossip rags love her, man. I bet she didn’t even think that signing up for American Idol would put her back on the path to “stardom”. She was like, “sure, I could use the cash”, and now she’s a millionaire again. Of course, apparently she almost got the axe from the show for being so loopy, but we’re not gonna go there.

I’m not gonna lie. I was a Paula fan back in the day; I’ve got her albums - well, not “Shut Up And Dance”. Although I did consider ordering that one from my CD club. But where did she go from 1994 to 2000? What was happening to her when our lives were Paula free, hmm? I really don’t feel like looking it up right now, so I’m just gonna assume that she was a real estate agent. Can you tell me the truth?

… I had to walk to school in 3 metres of snow with an anvil on mah back. And I also had to watch She-Ra in the morning, but I didn’t mind that part so much.

Check it out: She-Ra on DVD!

Behold, the topics Leah touched on during today’s episode of MOD:

- La Lohan wants to be Wonder Woman! In a related story, Angelina Jolie actually IS the Bionic Woman.
- Jen Aniston is so sick of Hollywood, man. She kinda wants to just buy a home in Chicago with Vince, and hang out with Oprah all day.
- Oprah’s on Team Aniston, so there. A friend of el Winfrey claims that she’ll never have Brangelina on the show, despite the temptation of mega ratings. Of course you know, this means war.
- TomKat’s wedding date set for Independence Day, and they’re gonna have the biggest, most extravagant wedding EVER!! Do you expect any less?

Lindsay Lohan has suggested that she’d like to play Wonder Woman in a movie, which I actually think could work, if you’ll note my skilled Photoshop exercise in comparison. Give credit to Linds, cause she can act when she wants to! Although, would the role of Wonder Woman require serious acting chops? No. Karate chops? Maybe.

Check out how the article I link to is all like, “Lohan is desperate to play WW!” I hope they’re exaggerating for the fun of it, like The Superficial tends to do on occasion, cause when you read Lindsay’s actual quote she’s like, “yeah. Wonder Woman could be cool”.

If any casting directors are actually looking, they could probably consider me. I’ve got really strong legs and I can sometimes fly. I actually don’t know a lot about Wonder Woman, but I’ve also got a really good bewildered face that I can pull out for moments of confusion (Wonder Woman actually spends time wondering, right? Wrong? Man, I suck).

Cartoons are soooo haute right now. We know because Paris and Nicky Hilton are planning an animated series about their lives, which of course includes such things as saving the world from common sense, escaping evil six-lettered words and relaxing with a nice hot cup of their own self-content. Wow, I’m mean today.

Tune into MOD to see delicious discussions of the following tripe:

- Time to start salivating at the mouth, Canada style. Just when the luscious America’s Next Top Model starts to wind down, we’ll hit ya T. Dot style with Canada’s Next Top Model. Yes, please!
- Apparently Pink wants to surprise le husband Carey Hart with a pole dance in her dressing room tonight, before she performs in London. Guess it won’t be too much of a surprise now, huh?
- Kevin Federline’s latest rhyme: yay or nay? Nnn … nn .. ay.

Oh, sheeeit he did it again. Want to hear a Keven Federline battle rap? Battle as in, he’s all like, “screw you, US Weekly!”

Shh, stop saying no. You’re lying. Here it is, on his MySpace - and yup, he’s rhyming over a Mobb Deep sample (who in turn looped Thomas Dolby). K-Fed 4eva!