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Jen calls me up in a sort of faux panic. “WENDY. Bring the camera now. I have something that might be worse than a cinnamon Kit Kat.” Obviously you can’t argue with a plea like that. I show up and she pulls out this: Fruity Smarties. Wtf? We were thinking chocolate with fruit flavours - nasty. And then, the side of the box confused me:

Mixed up flavours?! Are we supposed to guess what we’re eating? Is this candy also a fun mystery game? I didn’t get it. If there’s a lemon flavoured one, I need to KNOW, dammit.

We dump ‘em out, and they were sort of Skittles-like. I said that I’m gonna expect them to be chewy. Well, turkeys, they WERE. These weren’t chocolate at ALL.

So, the flavours didn’t match the colours but the side of the box tells you what they are anyway. Most of them were kinda waxy and had a raunchy aftertaste. My score: 3/10. Jen’s score: 4.5/10. Then Sam sauntered over, tried one, and gave it a 7/10. But in conclusion, Smarties should = chocolate, no?

I DON’T CARE WHAT ANYONE SAYS:

I will listen to Pussycat Dolls’ “I Don’t Need A Man” ’til the cows come home. And it’s my ringtone. So there.

Here’s Jared Leto on MOD yesterday. But look closely.

…closer….closer… AGH! CROCS WITH SOCKS?! Not cute, Jared. We’ve seen it before on your feet - not cute. You are dismissed.

Yestermaday Jack and Kyle from TENACIOUS D were on MOD, and because I am a good lady, I took some pics. Here you go. I love you.

There’s apparently a cable network called TV Land (do we get this so-called network?) and they’ve gone ahead and compiled a list of the best TV catchphrases ev-arrr. Interestingly enough, “I’ve fallen and I can’t get up” isn’t included. I guess I’m only saying this cause Kat sent me an email earlier today pointing out that “I’ve fallen and I can’t get up” has its own Wikipedia entry. I wonder how many of the phrases on this list have Wikipedia entries? Also, how the hell does “Holy crap” from Everybody Loves Raymond, which I didn’t even know was like, a thing, makes this list and “Victory is mine!” from Family Guy doesn’t? As always with lists, everyone is open to an angry opinion.

Anyways, check ‘em out. BAM!

Already filing for divorce from Kid Rock. I guess it’s cause Borat stole her to make her his bride.

Edit: Haha, ouch. And GQ just named them Newlyweds of the year.

We go to the store everyday, and also everyday, I see the angry Kit Kat Cinnamon on the shelf. “NOBODY BUYS ME, DAMMIT!” it shouts defiantly. “It’s cause you’re a cinnamon/chocolate combination, and that’s weird,” says I.

Alas, I’ve always been curious. So today, I bought one. I broke it into 5 pieces and made my desk-tuplet eat it. HERE’S THE RESULTS:

Me: It kind of tastes like how cigarette smoke smells.

Matt U: Tastes like they sprinkled cinnamon on a kit kat. Distracts from the deliciousness of the original kit kat.

Travis: Not much of a difference. Tastes like gingerbread. Not a big fan.

Billy: I hate cinnamon to begin with. Two things that just don’t belong together.

Nick: (makes face) It’s all right. I’m not sure if it’s that … right.

So there you have it. Kit Kat cinnamon = awkward, like that guy in grade 8 who asked you to dance on Valentine’s Day but his hands were still sticky from the cinnamon hearts he shoved into his maw at recess.

This video is SO STUPID. But it also makes me pee my pants with pee that is actually laughter and not pee.

It involves unicorns and candy mountain and if you haven’t seen it and you like really, really, really stupid things, this video is for you.

Gwen, we love your solo stuff. It’s good times. Remember the time you got tired of “Hollaback Girl” because they played it every day on MOD, but now that it’s 1.5 years later, it’s cool to like “Hollaback Girl” again?

Whatever. Here’s what’s important right now: Gwen’s going back to No Doubt. Thank you, jebus. Now, let’s crank out some quality tunage and get this show on the road.

I decided that Hinder should in no way be associated with my name. But, damn you Kat, there’s this Sims version of their Video That Shall Not Be Named, and I actually sat through almost the whole thing (sans headphones). I can’t believe someone did this. They’re crazy.