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September 18th, 2013
JRDN and Kardinal Offishall recently teamed up for a new song and video for the track, Can’t Choose. The tropical clip finds the pair surrounded by beautiful women on a boat while they talk about being indecisive when it comes to choosing between women.
We gave the clip a spin, but admittedly, we have a few questions for the two Canadian artists…
First, watch the exhibit A below:
1. Do you have commitment issues?
So you can’t choose between all of the attractive women around you. You sound indecisive, but also, you sound like you might have a problem committing to one woman at a time. These are serious problems, guys. Unless every woman you meet is okay with being in an open or polygamous relationships, your inability to decide on one partner might be problematic. Maybe try focusing on one person? Maybe you just haven’t met the right person? There are many more questions, but as a budding therapist, I’m going to have to start charging you hourly fees for more analyses.
2. Hey Kardi, how good are you at Tetris?
In Can’t Choose, Kardinal Offishall gives us the poetic line, “Trying to fit both in my life like Tetris.” Well, that’s one way of looking at it. Which makes me think, are you really good at Tetris or bad? Is trying to fit multiple women in your life easy or difficult? Also, can I challenge you to a game of Tetris?
3. Can you do math, JRDN?
At one point, JRDN sings about taking three women out, but is surrounded by five. Two of them must’ve felt super awkward and left out…
4. Does that bucket hat work on women?
5. HOW ARE THE WOMEN IN THIS VIDEO OKAY WITH THIS SONG?
This should be the proper reaction: