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February 12th, 2014
The world finally makes sense. Over the past few years, we’ve watched as Disney star Miley Cyrus has done everything she can to shed her good girl image. Starting by dancing in a bird cage in her video for Can’t Be Tamed, right up to bringing twerking into North American living rooms at the MTV VMAs, Miley is all about shock. Now I get it. Now it makes sense. Now I realize that Miley has been trying to distract everyone from what was coming.
Achy Breaky Part 2.
Yes, you read that correctly. Billy Ray Cyrus, the man who started the rat tail trend of the early nineties, is back with the follow up to his 1992 (no longer I guess?) one-hit wonder. Cyrus has enlisted the help of rapper 22, who is also R’n B diva Dionne Warwick’s son, to bring the 90s hit into the 21st Century. And if that doesn’t work, the video is full of nude women. Yay YouTube views!
So, let’s review. When Miley Cyrus was doing this…
She was hoping we wouldn’t notice this.
This whole thing?
Was to distract us from this whole thing.
I once was blind.
But now I see.
I don’t get it?
Now I get it.
A valiant effort, Miley, but what has been Achy Breaky seen cannot be Achy Breaking unseen.Tweet