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Awesome.

Madonna requires a new toilet seat at every concert venue. But as her publicist says, who wouldn’t want a new toilet seat?

Think about it - how many of you are squatters in public restroooms? How many of you cover the seat in paper?

So, I’m not bugging about the whole toilet seat thing. The woman is a legend, and as such deserves a fresh surface. However, the three candles to protect her from mean-spiritness? That’s where things get loopy. Dun dun dunnn. I can understand having three candles to protect from vampires, but mean-spiritness? Psh.

Posted on Wednesday, July 26th, 2006 at 1:22 pm by Wendy and is filed under Blog.

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