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And This Is How You Cross A Line.

September 25th, 2008

Um, wait a tick.

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A radio station is offering a $10,000 bounty to the first person to take a JoBro’s V-Card (Joe or Kevin only). They need proof that the deed was done by way of a video confession and biological evidence. WHAT THE FUNK!

If this is a joke, it’s lame. If this is for reals, it’s even more super lame. Let the JoBros have something to believe in, if that’s what they want, you know? Smells like a big attention-grabber on the radio station’s part (attention that I am, in fact, giving to them right now… well I’ll be danged).

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An artist’s rendering of what might happen when a JoBro is faced with hopeful bounty collectors.

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