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Last night we began with 30 girls on a cruise ship, and by the end, we were down to our top 13. Which, as we all know, had already been announced AGES ago! Talk about a filler ep. But that’s ok, cause with Tyra continuing her ham show (no headwraps this time!), a blatant bitch, some win’ing & grin’ing (holla at the exotic dancer) and one contestant demonstrating her bikini wax skills on TyTy (clothes on! clothes on!) and then smacking her ASS – yes, it was a promising start.

Some thoughts:

*How hilarious was it that TyRant got all Dr. Phil on some of the girls (channelling Dr. Phil on ANTM, channelling Oprah on the Tyra Banks Show?) – informing Ebony that the reason she acts tough and bitchy is because of her tumultuous upbringing. “I want you to know that.” ENLIGHTEN ME, TYRAAAH!
*How in the bejebus land sake’s alive did Mila make the top 13? Everytime she was on screen, I had to cover my eyes. Although admittedly, she doesn’t look so bad in the group promo shots. But still: FIRST TO GO!
*Most gorgeous award goes to… and it’s a tie! Saleisha and Lisa! If I’m not mistaken, I had chosen them pre-show. Also, I don’t normally go for blondes, but Chantal is hott.
*I think Heather will be a dark horse; if anything, they’ll keep her around for her excellent storyline (aspergers!).
*I wish they kept the girl from Boston. MAN, I love that accent!

PS: Don’t tell me you’re not thinking of joining this awesome Top Model fantasy league! You pick a team of three girls (can change per week) and you get points based on things like “crying” and “says modelling is her dream”. SO AWESOME.

Tags: antm, top model, tv

Posted on Thursday, September 20th, 2007 at 1:56 pm by Wendy and is filed under We <3 TV.

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