Pussycat Dolls Present: Girlicious - Weecap
February 19, 2008
O hai, Pussycat Doll founder Robin Antin - why so pleased with yourself?
Is it because your first foray into reality television, and consequent hiring of "new Pussycat Doll" Asia was a roaring success?
No? Ok. Is it because you're going to milk this series for all it's worth and make another girl group? That deserves a pat on the back!
Or the ass. You show 'em, choreographer Mikey.
So, it's in the bag - there's no going back. Episode one has ridden off into the sunset and what's left in the dust? Three sobbing girls, no longer in the running to be America's Next Top Member of Girlicious.
But let's rewind. Fifteen girls were chosen from thousands to appear on the show and fight for a spot in Robin's new group.
Once the girls are broken into 5 groups of 3, the drama begins almost immediately. Charlotte ("I'm so much more mature") and Natalie ("Charlotte is my biggest competition") start beefin' because Charlotte is stuck up and Natalie won't let Charlotte borrow her boots. Whine, whine, whine. This intolerable situation becomes the A Plot of the entire episode. They suck.
Meanwhile, there's Jenna, who begins to feel a little "weezy". One visit to the hospital and one ruptured cyst later, she's dancing in a wheelchair for a few hours. The girl's a firecracka.
The groups perform in front of your esteemed panel of judges: Robin, Chairman of Geffen Ron, and Lil Kim to many blank stares and confused expressions. Either the judges are really good at covering their true thoughts or they just realized that there's no way in hell they'll get a decent girl group out of this bunch.
In the end, three girls get the boot: one half of the feuding duo in Charlotte, as well as Kristin and Keshia.
And so far, I don't like anybody! Wee!
Full episode one recap to come tomorrow!
PS: Here's the show page!
Comments
Heyy whats up cool show hope it getts better im really looking forward to it
Posted by: rayna at February 20, 2008 12:28 AM
That girl in the yellow was so hot
Posted by: Senester ![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://blog.muchmusic.com/nav-commenters.gif)
at February 20, 2008 01:18 AM
I Can't beleive that they didin't keep charlotte!
Posted by: Britt at February 20, 2008 08:27 AM
dont take it serously but the girls that got out last night SUCKED! p.s i love you robin
!! my hero!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Robyn at February 20, 2008 12:16 PM
heyy
Posted by: kristin at February 20, 2008 02:11 PM
I didn t believe also that charlotte whas gonna be out it should be nathalie her behavior with the girls his very bad and i love you also robin and also your dancer i admire a lot bosa
Posted by: angie at March 1, 2008 02:40 PM
I thought that Natalie was a bitch to Charlotte.
p.s. Robin you rock!
Posted by: Mari at March 27, 2008 03:34 PM
OMG this is chelsey's cousin jayson i think that nicole is the hottest girl on the pussy cat dolls if she loses i will be like WTF like a million times so
Posted by: Chelsey Pettigrew at April 9, 2008 06:03 PM
