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The Top 10 Worst Hairstyles In Music

March 28, 2008

Like Nickelback, we all yearn to be rockstars. But being a rockstar is tough for many reasons - not the least of which is landing a good stylist and securing a 'look' that'll be memorable, but in a good way. Here's a list of ten musical hairstyles that we wish we could forget.

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Mike Score
Almost too obvious to mention, the 'Flock of Seagulls'
haircut gets placed on our list for two reasons: 1) The fact that it is still parodied in the media, so that we can all relive the horror and die a thousand tiny little deaths every time it comes up on screen (Shame on YOU, diet Pepsi!) and 2) Prior to hitting the big time with their hit, "I Ran (So Far Away), (*shudder*), Mike Score was a hairdresser. His 'do was not the fault of some overzealous stylist, but sorely his own creation. Wowzers!

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80's Hair Bands
Not wanting to single out one band (ahem, Poison - or Cinderella, pictured above) for this atrocity perpetrated by many, 80's hair bands belong here simply for the pure wuss-factor of this style. For some reason, rock bands spent hours teasing their hair instead of rocking out. For the sheer oxymoron-iness of the look, (and for the power ballad), 80's hair bands earned their spot on this list.

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Britney Spears
I think the MTV Music Awards have proved to us all that if you shave your head in a fit of crazy, you shouldn't buy extensions for $9.99 from a place called 'Skeevy Weavey.'

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Billy Ray Cyrus
Although Billy Ray was certainly not the first to give us the mullet, (thank you Canadian hockey players), he inspired legions of followers to get a 'Business in Front, Party in Back,' style by portraying himself as a sex symbol. Firmly believing in their sex appeal, the two-haircuts-in-one are still being sported by Cyrus' biggest fanbase much to the chagrin of those of us with, you know, taste.

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A.J. McLean
"Look at me! Look at me! Even though I'm in a boy band, I'm still a man. I can grow super-cool facial hair, and can shave it into rebel patterns that really let my audience know I'm dangerous. Sure, I sing love ballads to 11 year old girls (ew!), but as you can see by my tattoos and goatee I'm really badass."

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The Emo Cut
Just so you know, if you and all your friends share the same haircut, you're no longer unique and trendsetting. Now, you're just kind of a loser with a haircut that makes mothers all over the country want to scream, "Get your hair out of your eyes!" P.S. You look stupid. P.P.S. Cut your bangs.

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Michael Jackson
I know, I know, stop picking on Mikey! Although it is kind of easy, Jackson's hair is included more as a cautionary tale than anything else. Not only was the Jheri Curl pretty nasty to look at, (and if you ever see someone still sporting this look, stay away, as it's greasier than a vat of oil), it was also highly flammable. When shooting a commercial for Pepsi (again Pepsi?) in 1983, sparks showered on his Jheri Curl lathered head, causing Second degree burns to the King of Pop. Also, Rick James sported the Jheri Curl as well. 'Nuff said.

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Bill and Tom Kaulitz
Amazingly enough, these two twin boys from Tokio Hotel have separate looks for their hair, but each style is equally questionable. Tom sports dreads worn underneath a toque AND a baseball hat in a ponytail fashion. But that's nothing compared to Bill's 'do, which looks like he just touched the elecrticity ball at the Science Centre. It's like 80s Metal Hair on drugs, with a new-school penchant for giant weaves thrown in for good measure. Listen, twins. Dressing alike is unnecessary, but your mane style may be even more unnecessary-er (yeah, we went there). We know you've got a kabillion fans and while we do enjoy your attempts at being avant-garde, please consider a good visit to the barber in your 5 Year Plan.

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Amy Winehouse
Bundling a nasty rat's nest on your head doesn't make you alternative. Although I appreciate people that buck the trends, there's something to be said about a hairbrush. And shampoo. And that something is a little thing I like to call hygiene. (Of course, if she took down the beehive, she'd have to look for a new place to put her crackpipe.)

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The Faux Hawk
While it started off as a semi-cool look, it's been brought down to all-time douchey levels in recent years. We get it, you're hardcore. (Not quite as hardcore if you'd gotten an actual Mohawk but whatever). Here's a helpful tip: When guys like Ryan Seacrest, Jack Osborne or Chester Bennington start sporting the same haircut that you have - it's time to get a new look.

Photographs Courtesy Getty Images

Posted by Colleen at 01:05 PM | Comments (65)
 

Comments

Hahaha the *emo* cut! That's funny!

Posted by: Patrick at March 28, 2008 03:23 PM

 

There's nothing wrong with Bill and Tom Kaulitz's hair.

FYI, the Faux Hawk is a cool haircut and Chester Bennington sports it well.

Posted by: DEO at March 28, 2008 05:59 PM

 

ok, so that is a dude in tokio hotel, thanks for clearing that up. mj's hair in that pic is pretty decent though

Posted by: Leanna Stead at March 28, 2008 11:51 PM

 

"There's nothing wrong with Bill and Tom Kaulitz's hair."

Wrong!

Tom, lose the dreads, you're not black.

Bill, lose the crazy haircut, you look like a drag queen.

Posted by: Homeslice at March 29, 2008 07:23 AM

 

That's Cinderella, not Poison...but I guess it really doesn't matter.

Posted by: Jeeko at March 29, 2008 09:16 AM

 

For that 80's hair band, that's not Poison. That's Cinderella. I know it's hard not to get them mixed up....

Posted by: anony-mouse at March 29, 2008 09:31 AM

 

The 80s will be remembered by the Flock of Seagulls haircut.

Posted by: Monarchy at March 29, 2008 12:10 PM

 

you missed the misfits with jerry only in the middle

Posted by: eduardo at March 29, 2008 12:12 PM

 

uh, they said "Cinderella, pictured above" to those who don't read...

Posted by: Jackie at March 29, 2008 04:30 PM

 

I think dreadlocks are sexxiness!!
But Bill please loose the lion hair it looks better straight

Posted by: Katherine at March 29, 2008 08:03 PM

 

im disagree because tom and bill have the most beautifull hair and you have the worst like in the world jerks

Posted by: LUCY at March 30, 2008 06:11 AM

 

k os jodan a todossss mother fuckers :D
seguro k el k ha exo esta puta mierda a sido un calvo, pero k mala es la envidia!!!
Lo primero es k no se si el k ha exo esto se ha dado cuenta de k en los 80's todos los grupos heavys llevaban esos pelos, solo con ver algun videoclip se nota
El look emo es estupido??vienes y me lo dices a la cara ignorante de la vida, no teneis ni idea de l k es ser un puto emo asik os callais a boca
y lo de Bill y Tom ya si k os habeis pasado...la habeis cagado pero biennnnnnnnnn, �sabeis cuantas fans tienen? aver si las contais y os enterais de lo k esta de moda frikis de mierdaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
K VIVA TOKIO HOTEL!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Irene at March 30, 2008 06:44 AM

 

sois todos unos ignorantes de la vida k no sabeis los esta de moda, no os molesteis en hacer mierdas de estas
K VIVA TOKIO HOTEL!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Irene at March 30, 2008 06:49 AM

 

i una mieeeeee al = estan aki LOS TWINS!!!!
k n k n k estos van fuer a aver eske�al =!!! si son perfectos!!

Posted by: i una mieeee at March 30, 2008 11:06 AM

 

Aaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahhha xD
Diooss irene es una crack!
Me he le�do eso qe ha puesto, madre de Dios, un goya para ella xD
No puede tener m�s raz�n de la que ha escrito!
Se han pasado con tokio hotel, si son los mejores por Dios la madre que pari� a los calvos que han echo esta p�gina xD . Madre mia, si Bill gasta un bote de laca a la semana, se lo curra un mont�n y Tom, se hecha un potinge asqueroso en el pelo para que le quede tan bien como lo tiene *o*.

Que peten a los d la p�gina!
TOKIO HOTEL SON LOS MEJORES.

Posted by: patryy at March 30, 2008 11:21 AM

 

Os habeis pasado poniendo Bill y Tom! haber si kontais las fans! so gilipollas! k koño os kreis k no teneis ni puta idea, so frikis!! Bill y Tom son los mejores k han existido en mi vida! asi k ya los estais kitando!! Estoy de akuedo con Lucy y irene! VIVA TOKIO HOTEL!

Posted by: Judit at March 30, 2008 11:37 AM

 

tokio hotel se peina de puta mdre asin que dejaros de tonterias hijos de........
VIVA TOKIO HOTEL!!!!! i es no de los mejres grupos de rock.

Posted by: aitor navarro at March 30, 2008 11:49 AM

 

Ewwww leave Britney alone

Posted by: Tin at March 30, 2008 12:29 PM

 

so... if we not have a cool normal hair it means that we have the worst hair in the world? i don't think so, everybody is free to have their own style

Posted by: Petalroxx at March 30, 2008 01:30 PM

 

Amy Winehouse
Bundling a nasty rat's nest on your head doesn't make you alternative. Although I appreciate people that buck the trends, there's something to be said about a hairbrush. And shampoo. And that something is a little thing I like to call hygiene. (Of course, if she took down the beehive, she'd have to look for a new place to put her crackpipe.)


muahahahahahaha
You are incredibly funny! ??
Laugh...laugh... but you will never have the same number of readers than Amy's fans.

I agree with Petalroxx!!!

LOVE :D

Posted by: Gr.amyOv at March 30, 2008 02:12 PM

 

olle k bill y tom son los mejores peinados y si no k les den por culoe stan cmo un tren

Posted by: mireia at March 30, 2008 02:25 PM

 

wtf is wrong with you???
Bill und Tom Kaulitz have STYLE obviouly you don't know what does it mean...

let them all alone!
i guess you have tha same poor and bored style that everyone has!

just close your mouth and write something interesting JACKASS!!

Johnny Knoxville is a style God!

C'mon 80' style made a difference i guess you had the same hair at that time...

poor guy!!

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Paren de criticar a las personas, solo por ser famosas... ya sabemos que quieres opacarlas con estos articulos ridiculos, pero anda que por gente como ustedes es que el periodismo esta cada dia mas mal catalogado... vayan a joder a sus madres, tropa de gilipollas!!

preocupense de hacer algo por el mundo y no de criticar peinados!!
hay ni�os muriendo de hambre y ustedes criticando el peinado de los Kaulitz!
dan risa y pena... jodanseeeeeee y hagan algo productivo y con sentido.

Posted by: Nayira Jamed at March 30, 2008 03:17 PM

 

perdona pro pq pones a los kaulitz como peores peinados?? ??
en realidad no tendria qe aver nadie en esta wep,, pq cada uno va como le da la gana!!!
i mas los kauitz qe son unicos i valen un monton!! no os volvais a meter con ellos capullos de mierda!!!

ale saludoS!!

Posted by: LayeTtaaaa___XxX at March 30, 2008 03:42 PM

 

el calvo de loss huevoss que aya exoo esta mierda de lisstaaa me lo voya cargarr,, es un GILIPOLLAS,, tokio hotel son los mejores y tiienen un look super originall,, sois unas amargados de mierdaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ,, enciam bill esta enfermo y solo se os acuurre critcarloo que patetiikosss,,, ANORMALES,, crear unaa osociacioonn de idiotaasss y te pones el rpimeroo ok??? ademass seguro que tu vas peroo peinadooo subnormaL

QUE OS DEN POR CULOOOOOO!!!

Posted by: a ti que te importaa at March 30, 2008 04:12 PM

 

bill und tom die besteeeenn!!
son los mejoreees
vivan los kaulitz y viva tokio hoteeel!

Posted by: nuriiiaa_kaulitz at March 30, 2008 04:50 PM

 

sois tontos en serio k el bill y el tom tienen el mejor peinado dl mondo!!!

xDD

k tontos k son ls k ls an pesto en esa lista

tsss..

Posted by: iryna at March 30, 2008 05:44 PM

 

....que?

Posted by: wendy at March 30, 2008 07:38 PM

 

pshh, yall are just jealous that Bill and Tom are sexier than everyone.

Posted by: Taylor at March 30, 2008 09:49 PM

 

perdon?los kaulitz?JAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
sois subnormales o algo?:O
ARRIBA TOKIO HOTEEEEEEEEEEEEEL!bill ich liebe dichhhh:)
yo flipo enserio

Posted by: * at March 31, 2008 07:10 AM

 

que os den,bill y tom tienen el mejor peinado del mundo¬¬envidia que teneisss!
BILL ICH LIEBE DICHHH
TOKIO HOTEL FÜR IMMERR!

Posted by: BILL(L) at March 31, 2008 07:14 AM

 

Soy supr fan d TOKIO HOTEL y esta web me pone d los nervios y tdas las k sten unidas al gran grupo d TOKIOHOTELMANIA ls mando bss p k han skogido l grupo perfekto jeje... weno ke este kalvo no tiene ni ... idea de lo ke es Bill y Tom stoy x ir alli y mandarlos a la mierrrrrd!!
Patry,Lucy y Irene vosotras si k sabeiisss!!!!
labulldog_97@hotmail.com

Posted by: Judith 10 añs at March 31, 2008 07:48 AM

 

Mirar sinceramente creo que no habeis puntuado a los diez peores peinados de la historia sino que habeis puesto a los que os a salido del culo y po que quizas vosotros vayais siguiendo la moda que sigue todo el mundo como putos borregos y no soys capaces de crear una estetica para vosotros por que sois demasiado idiotas a si que antes de criticar a alguien fijate en ti ok ? yo lo he hecho y os aseguro que ni soy emo ni de ninguna tribu urbana simplemente soi yo y tengo mi estetica sin sentir la necesidad de imitar a otros por que creo que todos deberiamos tener derecho a ser diferentes pero no casi nadie lo hace y el que lo hace la ponen en internet criticandole por ser diferente .

Pensar un poco antes de hacer algo absurdo por que esta es la primera vez que entro en esta web y os puedo asegurar que despues de leer esto podeis dar por seguro que no me vais a volver a ver.

mejorar un poco.

VIVA TKIO HOTEL!! LS HERManos KauliTz y CompA񉡠xKe sOn LoS MJOrEs Y x Eso suS fAnS stAmOs akI pas deFEnDr kUanDo AsE falTa

bss a lAs fanss

Posted by: JoLLyThRoGeR at March 31, 2008 10:00 AM

 

vamos a ver,Bill y Tom no tendrian k star en esta lista,los k la hicieron deberian mirarse al espejo y ver su peinado,seguramente seria muxo peor d los(sin contar Bill y Tom)k stan en la lista.k se creen???k se pueden meter cn kn les de la gana???antes d criticar a alguno d Tokio Hotel ay k superarlos...IMPOSIBLE.son un gran grupo y nadie los va a superar.

Posted by: tokiohotelera at March 31, 2008 11:29 AM

 

xo si lOs twins son los k llevan el mejOr peindadO d la istOriaaa!!

Posted by: helen22_th at March 31, 2008 11:50 AM

 

congradulations, you guys dont know what you are talkin about, the emo cut and the faux hawk are some of the best haircuts ive seen

Posted by: carter at March 31, 2008 12:14 PM

 

Me kago en el gilipollas k a puesto a Bill y a Tom! Encima k akaban de operar a Bill y solo se les okurre kritikarlos! Pues al hijo de la gran puta k ha hecho esto kiero k los kite ya!!So...! Anda k os den por el puto kulo kien lo haya puesto so ignorantes de la puta vida! K Tokio Hotel es la mejor banda del mundo y Bill y Tom son los gemelos + wapos k existen!Hay un monton de fans komo yo k estamos kabreadas a si k lo kiten de una puta vez!Y esto va a x kien lo a puesto: HIJO DE LA GRAN PUTAAA!! K TE DEN POR TU PUTO KULOOO!!! KITALO YAAAA!! k mala es la envidia ��...

Posted by: [*Tokiohotelera*] at March 31, 2008 12:57 PM

 

bill's haiRstylee is the besttt!
and tom'ss tooo!
i lovee itt!

wikii..]]

Posted by: wikii at March 31, 2008 01:22 PM

 

@ Homeslice

You don't need to have to be black to sport dreads.

Although I think his hair is better straight, there's nothing wrong with it now. It goes with his look and there are worse styles out there than what Bill Kaulitz's sports.

Posted by: DEO at March 31, 2008 10:05 PM

 

I think that should remove everything you have said. There is a lack of educacion.the people have a style diferente.maybe you have a style foul for them. Not to judge people before getting to know. First know superior to them and then do whatever you want. And at least have some fans who are dying for them, and that they want, and we support them. Im sorry I don't write English very well. Im Espanish

Posted by: tokiohotelera! at April 1, 2008 03:14 PM

 

Hola SOY LA MISMA QUE ANTES. PERO LO HABIA ESCRITO EN INGLES: MENSAJE PARA LOS QUE HAN PUESTO A TOKIO HOTEL. I CREO QUE DEBERIAS RETIRAR INMEDIATAMENTE LO QUE HAS/HABEIS ESCRITO. ES DE UNA MALA EDUCACION BRUTAL. CADA PERSONA TIENE UN ESTILO DIFERENTE. PUEDE QUE PARA ELLOS TU ESTILO SEA HORROROSO VALE?! Y YO TAMBIEN LO PENSARIA DE GENTE COMO TU O COMO VOSOTROS. ANTES DE CRITICAR A ALGUIEN O JUZGARLO SED SUPERIORES Y DESPUES DE ESO YA VEREMOS. ESTAMOS? POR LO MENOS TIENEN UNAS FANS QUE ESTAN CON ELLOS Y LOS APOYAN.COSA QUE PUEDE QUE TU O VOSOTROS NO TENGAIS. Y TIENEN TALENTO. ASI QUE CALLATE ALGUNAS COSAS. PORQUE POR AHI NO SE PUEDE IR ASI.ESPERO ESCUCHAR UNA RESPUESTA!

Posted by: tokiohotelera! at April 1, 2008 03:20 PM

 

ANTES DE CRITICARLOS SUPERALOS. QUE TIENES COTRA ELLOS! CADA PERSONA TIENE UN ESTILO DIFERENTE ALOMEJOR EL TUYO PARA ELLOS ES UNA MIERDA. O MAS BIEN PARA MI! ESTAMOS?

Posted by: tokiohotelera! at April 1, 2008 03:22 PM

 

ya te vale calvo te has pasao con lo de tokio hotel.Eres jilipollas,subnormal,...lopeor de lo peor. me vas a comer el cu...VIVA LA ERA TOKIO HOTEL!!!!!! LOS QUE QUIERAN CONECTAR CONMIGO K ME AGREGEN POR EL MSN A LA :la_cat_16@hotmail.com

Posted by: alba at April 2, 2008 07:39 AM

 

aveerr q tienen razoon!!

primeroo contad las fans i luego ya criticareis los peinadoss!!!


mecagoentodo cmo podeis decir esoo!!!

pero si son los mejores!!!

qien lo aya dicho seguro q n sabe lo q sta diciendoo

(i teneis razon: deve de ser calvo)


pqe aparte de estar buenisimos los twins son los putos amos i los mejores asi qe ya de criticar noo??

ostiaaaa!!
ay gente q n piensaa o n qiere pensaar

i exacto: antes de criticarlos superarlos!!

i qe os den por aiii!! q n tienen fans solo por star buenos!! el talento cuentaa!! i su estilo es diferente pero aun les ace mejores asi qe qien lo aya puesto espero q despues de tantas protestas de las tokiohoteleras cmo yoo lo qiten aora mismoo o digan q se arrepienten!!

i alamierdaa todos los qe an puesto esoo!!


MENSAJE PARA LAS TOKIOHOTELERAS:

VIVA TH I VIVA NOSOTRAS!!

PORQE EN ALGO NOS PARECEMOS I ES QE LOS VAMOSS A DEFENDER!!! OSQIEROO!!

Posted by: thotelera!! at April 2, 2008 11:58 AM

 

hI i´m from spain and y speak de engilsh very bad but......
I only wanna to say 2 things

1. let them all alone
2. you aRe jerk, asshole ( I doný now how is in english)

sO, shut up your mouth and so something better with your live,because, It is quite clear that you do not serve for this

a
Slapping and kisses from spain.

and write yourselve in this list because, im shore, you have to be there

Posted by: cRiis at April 2, 2008 04:12 PM

 

para las que sabies algo en spanish y para las que no os J _ D E _ S jajajajaja( risa malvada) solo decir alos que an echo la lista que se la metan x donte les kepa puesto que los tH son los mejores y me traen sin cuidado las opiniones de este par de idiotas q an echo esta lista por que lo �s seguro es que sean ellos los que tienen que estar aqui

Posted by: cRiss at April 2, 2008 04:16 PM

 

Haha - genius...I am still laughing about the Nickelback gag...hey, can someone pleeeease do a haiku about Flock of Seagulls for my site www.haikureviewer.com? They deserve some haiku-style recognition! Cheers!

Posted by: Zenmaster at April 3, 2008 09:47 AM

 

ME CAGO EN TU PUTA MADRE CABRON!!! a ver como te peinas tu no te metas con l pelo de bill y de tom k es la ostia a si k follate al perro si t da la gana ��

Posted by: andrea at April 3, 2008 09:57 AM

 

Wow, I'd like to thank everybody for freaking out over tokio hotel. (musicians can not be held accountable for their hair) But I will have to say that the emo, faux hawk and others are not so much a matter of bad taste as just sheer vanity. Oh and yes white people can have dreads idiot.

Posted by: Brett at April 3, 2008 03:49 PM

 

What about Micheal Bolton...ewwww

Posted by: tony at April 3, 2008 10:09 PM

 

ok guys. this guy was pretty spot on with everything. the faux hawk is the only one i'd disagree halfway on. johnny knoxville has the right to do it cause hes pretty much been doing it since day one and pulls it off well. HOWEVER, the majority of americans have no fucking clue how to do it without looking like an all out douchebag. for more on my statement, go to hotchickswithdouchebags.com you'll see what i mean.

for some reason, the whole 80's thing is coming back. thats why you see things like Bill from tokyo hotel. Tom isn't so bad with the dreads, though it looks good only on very few white people. Bill, however, looks like a complete fucking tool. tokyo fans can email me hatemail if you want, im a music critic with a highly reputable resume spawned from years of experience in the music industry, so the fact that some little 13 year old tokyo hotel fan shows tween angst and disagrees me has absolutely no affect on my life. tokyo hotel's music sucks and they are completely tool's of the industry. they don't stand out with their style, they epitomize the essence of scene as if to yell "hey, i have no personal say on the way i look because my individuality lacks DIGNITY"

here,here, colleen!

Posted by: dune at April 4, 2008 01:23 PM

 

that emo cut, around here we call that a Peppermint Patty...from the old Peanuts cartoon character

Posted by: old_HCPUNK_guy at April 4, 2008 03:24 PM

 

to the guy who said Chester Bennington sports a cool Faux Hawk, there is your answer right there. Chester is a fuckin whuss bag no-talent piece of douche. Also for the Bill and Tom Kahunuts or whatever their names are, how you didn't put in a Cruella DeVille joke is absurd.

Posted by: satan at April 4, 2008 08:19 PM

 

caxo de mamones!! pero k os pasa en la puta mente? eh!?
KIES ES EL PUTO FRIKI K A EXO ESTO ?
PARA K SE ENTERE, LOS KAULITZ" TIENEN UN LOOK MUY WAY I SON DIFERENTES X ESO TIENEN TANTAS FANS! JUM!

ARRIBA LAS TOKIO HOTELERAS!
Y K VIVA TOKIO HOTEL!
+
OLE SUS KOJONES!!!

Posted by: CARMEN! th at April 5, 2008 07:34 AM

 

what about kajagoogoo...! lets face it the 80's was about the hair....buffed up and ridiculous. hairspray (not the movie)was purchased on a weekly bases, that whole fashion era should be hidden in shame....lol

Posted by: tina at April 8, 2008 01:48 PM

 

THATS A DISGRACE!

both the tokio hotel twins have amazing hair!
especially BILL!

Posted by: sIAN at April 9, 2008 11:27 AM

 

What do you mean Bill and Tom kaulitz? How can you criticise people you don't even know! They obviously like the way they look and that's all that matters! I like the way they look!

Dear Bill, a barber is not neccessary!

Posted by: LynZ at April 9, 2008 11:44 AM

 

Bueno...gracias a todas las fans de Tokio Hotel porque yo andaba buscando algo para reirme y me lo habéis puesto fácil! :oD
A ver Criss, intentas practicar inglés pero al igual que a las demás primero te recomiendo un repasín al tomo I de la ortografía del castellano.
Mirad, esos chicos están en esta página por algo, igual que vuestras respuestas, para hacernos reir a todos.
El de la izquierda parece un panoli, digáis lo que digáis...esa cara, contrata otro agente, chaval, y esos pelos, es que ni yo en mis peores días de resaca, pero que horterooooo, no lo véis claro, en serio?
Al de las rastas, pues bueno, queda muy trendy pero me parece patético que tantos y tantos blancos utilicen el look rastafary como moda, sin tener ni puta idea ni donde está (o que es Zion) sin saber quién es Hailie Selassie

Posted by: Sandra at April 17, 2008 06:16 PM

 

y que no sepa ni la relación entre Jamaica-Etiopía...ni vosotras donde están estos 2 paises y por último ¿Cómo os puede gustar un grupo al que salvo pequeñas excepciones, nisiquiera entendéis? Leed y viajad un poquito y dejad a los demás sigamos riendo, lo siento, miro la foto y es lo que me provoca. Esta página es de humor, Did u understand that?

Posted by: Sandra at April 17, 2008 06:19 PM

 

A ver, os aconsejo en humildad dejad de dar la nota, porque esta página se ve en todo el mundo y la impresión que estáis dando de la típica rabalera inadaptada incoherente, que se toma las cosas a la tremenda cuando nadie siquiera les ha insultado pues esa imagen no la quitamos de encima ni cuando los Tokio peinen canas...
Hablais y habláis pero el fenomeno fan sólo va con los tiempos y casi todos lo hemos sufrido, Beatles, new kids on the block, Take that...no hay objetividad, sólo niñatas que no han visto nada para comparar pero que llegarán a mujeres y se darán cuenta lo tontas que eran.

Dune is right!!!
Para las que no se hayan enterado Dune es crítico musical, que opina la mayoría de americanos no tendrían ni puñetera idea qué hacer sin un look estrambótico como los que suelen llevar.
Aparte de esto, los 80 han vuelto y por esto vemos imagenenes como la del tedesco Bill, que no parece más que una marioneta, una puta herramienta y podéis quejaros que con una reputación ya construida, las opiniones, odio, rabia, etc de 13añeras fans del tokiohotel (hasta el nombre me resulta ordinario)no tienen ni el más mínimo efecto en su vida (ni la mía, claro)y lo mejor, como crítico musical reconocido es que la música que hacen estos niñatos es una puta mierda (it really sucks) son una herramienta de la industria, destrozan toda puesta en escena, que no representan su look y no pueden opinar sobre él pues faltan de dignidad individual...
En fin, que sabias palabras y cierto visto así. Por fin un poco de objetividad y cordura.

THANKS DUNE!!!!
FOR U HAVE THE SAME OPINION THAN ME AND COMMON SENSE THAT OTHER LACK.
LET´S KEEP LAUGHING! :oD

Posted by: Sandra at April 17, 2008 06:45 PM

 

Tom and Bill's hair is amazing. People should have the right to do whatever they want to their hair without being criticized. Bill's hair is the "in" style right now for the music genre he is in, so buzz of and let them have their "ridiculous" hair....Bill and Tom's hair is awesome no matter wht label is placed on it.

Posted by: Tokio H Luver at May 3, 2008 04:08 PM

 

The writer of this thread is a stupid old person, who don't know anything about the fashion and the scene look, he just wants people to do a normal nerds haircut.

Posted by: Mr.G at May 15, 2008 03:01 PM

 

Lamest fucking groups of geeks ever

Posted by: fUCK Your Mother at May 19, 2008 04:40 PM

 

theres nothing wrong with tom or bill Kaulitz's hair soo you can go f*ck yuorselff. I frigin lovee their hairr and it makes them whothey aree. there frigin amazingg and everyone loves them?! TOKIO HOTELLL FRIGIN ROCKKKKSS!!!!
Tommy dreadss
and sexyy bill!!!
my loverrsss <33

Posted by: taylor at June 11, 2008 05:06 PM

 

porke la gente es asi d ignorante joder!!

como se haburren no? los putos frikis!
si no hos gustan los kaulitz os lo kedais para bosotros,i si no hos cayas ya iremos las fans a taparos esa puta bokita ke no se puede estar calladita ni un puto segundo!!

VIVA TOKIO HOTEL!!!

Posted by: gal.la_th at June 16, 2008 03:57 PM

 

Leave the 80's hair bands alone, they stil rock. And they knew they were being ridiculous, unlike crappy way-overrated bands like Tokio Hotel.

Posted by: Jenna at June 21, 2008 05:12 PM

 




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