Any man who is bitter about Ellen getting married isn't ACTUALLY bitter about Ellen getting married: He's bitter because Portia is off the market for good and there is no hope left for her being straight.

Every time someone hot gets married it's a big deal and don't argue because it's true. I don't remember hearing about Beth Smith's and Duane Dog's wedding??? For all of you who don't know who I'm talking about, they're your favourite trash a la trailer who run around the states catching criminals. I hope Osama is next on their list.