OMG Courtney Love's dress!!!

And ya, ditto on Kanye. Stop being such a baby.

DONT YOU DARE THINK ABOUT PUTTING CHEWIE ON THIS LIST!! LooL361

I can't disagree with you on any of these.

This list lacks Britney Spears....FAIL!

I think you forgot about 50 Cent, who apparently is such a jackass that he inspires one to want to pump multiple bullets into his frame

you forgot Perez hilton

I don't believe you have ever even met any of these people much less know anything about them.

i would be friends with lindsay

Attention author:
It seems you're trying to be like MTV with garbage tabloid ranting.

Gimme a break. I'd expect something at least worth my time on MM. Idiot.

So true, so true.

Avril is hot, but won't disagree with you musical criticism there, she's pretty bad. But hot.

Acting is hard. What do you do for a living?

i resent the shit out of freaks who think having cats is the mark of dementia.

cram it.

I don't like half of the people on here but a lot I did. I really don't see wtf they had with Sean Pean other than he is a Liberal. Sounds to me that the ONE guy that wrote this article might me a little douche bag himself.

You should add David Caruso to the list....nobody would like the redheaded ass wouldn't he be on TV!

What? No Paris Hilton? Admittedly she -is- in the first photo with Avril Lavagine, but still ...

I am obliged to agreed about the Phillip Seymour Hoffman bit. Because the few friends that I have say that I look like him.

Have you even met any of these people and had a conversation with them?

Kanye West hates white people.

This article seems like it was written by a high school student. For elementary students. And the spurious intellectuality...enough said.

PS I realize who your target audience is, but I was expecting an interesting read and my disappointment led me to make this bitter comment.

You're retarded if you think Avril Lavign actually writes her songs.

Why did you post this blog without a byline? Maybe it's because you sound like a pretentious little prick yourself. Who are you and why should we care what you think?

Haha, they'd have no friends if they weren't charismatic and beautiful! That's like saying "Wow, if that rich guy didn't have money, he probably couldn't buy so much stuff!"

What an ass-backwards "article" filled with ignorant fail . . .

so I suppose you've reached your target audience admirably. Excellent impression of an 8th grader.

You guys are totally missing it. This article is way-funny!! Who ever is responsible for this fine literature, bravo! Well written and to the point. I get it :)

Courtney Love looks so beat up....

What about Drew Barrymore?

madona face looks awful.. zzzz

Man, that picture of Madonna makes her look like Christopher Walken. Check it...
http://numerabile.it/wp-content/ChristopherWalken.jpg

"Who are you and why should we care what you think?"

just proof that people still base value of whats being said on popularity...rather than what actually being said.

good list. these people really dont give a rat's ass about any of you pleb's. and it's not bout "oh, well you haven't had a convo with them, so how would you know". fact is, they're celeb's and EVERYONE is watching them. if they didnt wanna be ridiculed, then they shoulda thought about that before they become total douches

Those who respond negatively to this article take themselves and life far too fucking seriously. Sadly, they are just mean and bitter people harboring tons of jealousy because they aren't a celebrity. Which means....They have no friends. Awwwww...you so lonely...so lonely....so so lonely.

Actually I am pretty sure tom cruise handled the water gun incident better then anyone would have. But I guess your a moron and never actually watched it

HAha what about Paris Hilton???

Great post! Its true. You missed Paris Hilton though

I got a chuckle at the inclusion of Sean Penn.

My dad says they they worked at the same place before Sean became a successful actor and says he was a smarmy doucebag and pretty much hated by everyone there.

yikes, tough crowd! stone a guy to death for making fun of the bullshit we all care way too much about. fuck hollywood

c,mon where the hell is mutton head sly stalone can you imagine sitting in a bar and a unknown stalone sits beside you and tries to make conversation with you about his socks or his pet fish or something ! man you would run a mile

I think the craziest lunatic in the world should be at the top of the list GEORGE BUSH !

seriously? tom cruise was a complete baby about the water gun incident. how could you possibly say he handled it well? he could have just laughed along with it but instead he ragged on the guy for being a jerk which ultimately made him just look like aa complete crybaby.

*you're a moron

What's wrong with Sean Penn? He is a pompous imbecile because he speaks out for the things he believes in? Is it because back in 2002 he was speaking out against President Bush, when it wasn't fashionable to be a critic of him? Is it because he traveled to New Orleans to personally help Katrina victims by becoming physically involved in rescuing people? Yeah that guy's a dick. I would never want to be his friend.

This blogger is an idiot.

"But I guess your a moron and never actually watched it"

Your is supposed to be You're, the contraction of "you are". Now who's the moron? Not that it matters anyway because "look everyone! Someone is wrong on the internet!" big whoop.

You forgot Paris Hilton and Angelina Jolie. Both take themselves too seriously but are completely fake at the same time.

Courtney Love looks kind of tramppy,sluttish,and kind of whorish. . .but I like it!

I can't believe Lohan's mom didn't make the list. And what about the whole Spears Family? Shouldn't they have made it? Take off Phillip Seymore Hoffman, and add the Spears Family. Then death will have no sting.

Courtney love is the anti-chick. Don't include her in any more of your lists, please. It's only by speaking her name that she is able to keep her mysterious stank (not a typo) powers.

Repeat after me now.

The power of normal repels you
The power of normal repels you
The power of normal repels you

Seriously, would someone please whack her in the head with a running lawnmower? The only news I want to hear of her anymore is that some giant beat her to death using Paris Hilton as a club.

Poor Courtney Love! She looks so.... unhealthy. And kinda gross. She doesn't need to get wasted to be loved!

Also, see: Linsday, Paris (not on the list? 'o'), Britney (ditto)

Also, acting is pretty hard, as I have learned the hard way. It's hard to play make-believe when you are older than, say, 15. (I miss my imagination!)

this is stupid. The things that you say about all of them...you might as well just put ALL celebrities on this list. Most celebrities are weird and not people you would want to be friends with. If they were completely normal and like everyone else (which is what you are implying they should be) they would never have gotten famous in the first place. This list was just a waste of my life. thanks man.

dont know about tom cruise but others are really the one who can not have friends i agree with yuo

It's funny how the people who criticize are typically the ones who can't spell and don't really know what they're talking about. Which says to me (and the rest of the world) that they are the ignorant ones. And why are they defending people who don't know them, wouldn't care about them if they did and probably wouldn't even be friends with them if they weren't famous? Sad... This list is both funny and true! Avril is a douche, Tom is a douche, Lyndsey is a douche, Diddy is a douche, Mairah is a douche and Courtney is just pathetic! And finally if you're so offended or annoyed about this (clever) list...why post a comment? Because you're a douche!

For the second installment, if there happens to be one -- you gotta Hassle the Hoff, if you know what I am saying.

Add that baywatch bitch to the list!

tell you whats funny. u guys are all taking this way to seriuosly. stop being such stiffs lighten up and laugh.

What started out as trying to be funny ended up pretty superficial... and if acting is so easy maybe you should try it, win an academy award and then tell us how easy it is to "pretend to be someone else for a living".

lindsay is perfectttt

where is paris hilton?

right on dude. I say, Down with Hollywood! Bunch of overpaid no talent asslips! I do think Oprah and Ellen should be included along with most of the NBA players. People! Stop worshiping other people who make more money than you do! If they were broke would you still idolize them? Bunch of fakers