* Miley Cyrus refers to Justin Gaston as an "option." Ouch. Later, Justin was seen weeping into a fresh pair of Calvins (...cuz he's an underwear model - get it? huh? HUH?!)
* Married With Children reunion? Um, why?
* Chace Crawford and fashion do not mix. He is no longer in the running to become. America's. Next. Yada yada yada.
* Johnny Depp as the Mad Hatter is effed.
* Angelina Jolie is a Billion Dollar Bebe.
* An unreleased Beatles track?! No way!
* And finally, what the hell is Britney's big secret? (And why am I scared?)


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