Asia’s Litterbox Stinks Part II

May 10th, 2007

Last week, I wrote an update on the curious incident of Asia, who was missing from a Pussycat Dolls concert after winning The Search for the Next Doll. Well today I found THIS little interview that the New York Post’s Deborah Starr Seibel conducted with the aforementioned Pussycat champ. The article itself is tres boring, so don’t even bother reading it — save yourself the yawns and pay attention to the following important highlights:

1. Apparently Asia’s stint with PCD hasn’t even started yet:

She’s waiting to hear about her recording and touring schedule with The Pussycat Dolls. And her mother is ready to step in to help care for her two-year daughter, Thais.

What? Like, “waiting by the phone, biting nails, occasionally picking up the receiver to make sure there’s a dial-tone” waiting? I totally see it. Asia, put the phone down and go feed Thais.

2. Apparently Asia thinks she was nice:

When the other girls were struggling with complicated choreography, [Asia] stepped in to help.

“I’m not the type to keep to myself and think, ‘If I help her she’s going to be better than me.’ If the girl’s better than me, then she’s better than me. I still have to maintain who I am as a human being, first.”

Um, newsflash Asia: You ARE that “type!” When you were confronted by Melissa R at 3am, who told you that you have an anger management problem, you started yelling things like “Don’t judge me!” and “You need to freakin’ go back to psychology and find out who the f**k you are!” And you woke up poor Chelsea, in turn fully disabling her abilities to perform to her full potential the following day! Rawr! Don’t even try to deny it — my PVR was all over that crap! Retract those claws!

3. Apparently, as winner of the competition, Asia received moolah:

It doesn’t hurt that [Asia] was given an undisclosed cash prize for winning the show. How much? “That’s private,” she says. “But it’s more money than I’ve ever seen.”

Hm. No, that doesn’t hurt. At least you can pay your phone bills — PCD might be callin’.

“Hello? Hello? Nicole Scherzinger, is that you? Robin Antin…? Hello?”

*click*

Posted on Thursday, May 10th, 2007 at 5:28 pm by Soja and is filed under Celebrities & Pop Culture.