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Byebye Bieber… Hello Jieber?

May 18th, 2010

You know who’s hardcore? JUSTIN BIEBER FANS. You know who’s even more hardcore than Justin Bieber fans? Like, besides a fire-breathing minotaur who shoots lasers from his eyes? Justin Biebers fan WITH TWITTER. I call them the Biebertweeters. They’re hyperTwactive, they’re plentiful, and they’re feistier than a Chihuahua who’s been sippin’ on Kool-Aid (note to [...]

Tags: justin bieber, nick jonas, twitter
Posted in Celebrities & Pop Culture | Posted by Lauren ONizzle |

30 Seconds to Mars @ Sound Academy

April 20th, 2010

On Sunday night, I shared a moment with Jared Leto. A real moment. He looked me straight in the eyes, smiled in that deranged, hyper-ass way that only knee-bucklingly hot rockstars can, and scruffed up my sweaty blonde hair with his right hand before turning away to belt out the rest of “Kings and Queens”. [...]

Tags: 30 Seconds to Mars, concert reviews, concerts, correspondents, reviews, sound academy
Posted in Concert Reviews | Posted by Lauren ONizzle |

ZOMG I totally just cammed with THE JONAS BROTHERS!!!

March 8th, 2010

Were you one of the hundreds of lucky fans who happened to stumbled upon Joe, Nick and Kevin last week on Chat Roulette? Apparently, one of my best friends was. She called me up on Friday like “You will never believe who I just met on the internet!!!” – and before I could even start [...]

Tags: chat roulette, creepy, internet, jobros, jonas brothers, memes, pervy, pranks, teh interslice
Posted in Celebrities & Pop Culture | Posted by Lauren ONizzle |

DIE ANTWOORD: Taking over the internets

February 23rd, 2010

They’re Fierce. Furious. Futuristik. FRE$H. So shockingly profane, so delightfully obscure – SO ZEF IT HURTS. If you haven’t heard of Die Antwoordyet, you need to boost your internet creepage activities by like, 150%, for serious (Dr. O’Nizzle prescribes at least 3 hours of solid web surfing a day. Ignore those cheesy “get out and [...]

Tags: correspondents, die antwoord, hip hop, interslice, interweb, music, those crazy kids, viral
Posted in Music & Videos | Posted by Lauren ONizzle |

Awesome new ‘Single Ladies’ spoof : Get an ‘A’ on it!

February 22nd, 2010

K, before you banish me back to 2008 (when youtube parodies of Beyonce’s “Single Ladies” video were actually cool) let me assure that you that I HATE played out internet memes more than anybody. That being said – this little gem was just too damn good not to share. It’s got all the makings of [...]

Tags: beyonce, correspondents, interweb, memes, Single Ladies, spoofs
Posted in Just For Fun | Posted by Lauren ONizzle |

SOUNDSPEED: Degrassi Boys Rock Out

February 4th, 2010

Wellity, Wellity, Wellity – looks like our boy Drake isn’t the only Degrassi kid making waves in the ocean of musical awesomeness. Meet Soundspeed – a dope new alternative rock band that just so happens to be comprised of actors from one of your favourite TV shows (said TV show = the greatest thing to [...]

Tags: concerts, correspondents, degrassi, degrassi: tng, events, soundspeed
Posted in Blog | Posted by Lauren ONizzle |

Jersey Shore meets the Super Mario Brothers

January 25th, 2010

Missing your favourite reality television Guidos already? Me too. My fist pumping skills are already starting to suffer… But FEAR NOT, my Fake&Baking friends – another crew of familiar Italian-American faces are rolling into town, and they’re every bit as entertaining as the original J-shore cast. Check out Jersey Shore: The Super Mario Brothers after [...]

Tags: correspondents, jersey shore, super mario bros, youtube
Posted in Celebrities & Pop Culture | Posted by Lauren ONizzle |