Backstreet’s Back - Only Slimmer

July 19th, 2007

He was the cutie in the Backstreet Boys, who then got depressed, put on a few pounds and got his own reality TV show with his also used-to-be-cute lil’ bro, Aaron - but now it seems Nick Carter has put in the effort to be all svelte again. Great for him, but how is this great for me? I could be all buff and stuff too if I had millions of dollars to spend on a personal trainer with the last name Hazard to whip me into shape. But he claims health (physical and mental) is the reason for this recent exercise kick, whereas I work-out just out of pure narcissism. OMG - Nick Carter is a better, more down-to-earth man than me. Great, now I’m depressed.


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One Response to “Backstreet’s Back - Only Slimmer”

  1. Whoa, might fall in love with Nick Carter again!

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