Beauty & The Geek: Death by Bow Tie

September 26th, 2007

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I am FURIOUS! FUUUUURIOUS! Last night’s episode of Beauty & The Geek did NOT pan out as I had hoped. Here’s a quick recap:

After picking their bedrooms, the teams were given their challenges. First up were the Geeks who had to master the music genre that is Rap. Everyone was scared, except, it seemed, lil’ William who gave his man-ish Beauty Jennifer a confident knuckle-punch handshake. After lots of practice, the boys (and girl-Geek Nicole) got dressed up in their bling and headed out to the club to perform… for Three 6 Mafia! (Those Oscar-winning “It’s Hard Out Here for a Pimp” guys… yes, you heard that right: Oscar-winning). Hilarity enused as Nicole awkwardly ordered everyone to “smell my money” as she shook her booty and then Joshua rapped about his “caramel cutie” whilst trying to keep his pants from falling down and John growled through his rap while grabbing his crotch and juggling his balls (wait – that doesn’t sound right…) ANYway, the winner ended up being Will who rapped about how hard it is out here for a Geek, meaning he and his teammate Rebecca were safe from elimination.

Then the Beauties had to have a debate! On current events! More hilarity ensued as no one knew what the eff they were talking about, if they even talked at all (here’s lookin’ at YOU, Jennifer). But then Sam the Himbo had a stroke of ~~genius~~ dumb luck as he had a rebuttal that actually sort of made sense. He won the challenge, saving himself and his teammate Nicole from elimination.

Then things went sour as the two safe teams put up John & Rebecca for elimination as well as – I’m fighting back tears here – Tony & Amanda! I cried out in pure shock and horror. NOOOO! Tony & Amanda are so unbelievably cute together that I wanted to see them stick around for as long as possible. Then what sent me over the edge was Tony’s heart-warming confessional to Amanda, saying how hard it is for him to open up to people. Amanda fought back tears and offered Tony a tissue, who was too proud to take it and instead wiped his tears on the sleeve of his blue button-up shirt. It was too gut-wrenching to watch. I wanted to give them both hugs.

Then, after some nail-biting trivia questions, Tony & Amanda sadly could not hold up to John & Natalie in the Elimination Room and they were sent packing.

Tony. Amanda. You will be missed. Wear your bow ties with pride.

Posted on Wednesday, September 26th, 2007 at 5:46 pm by Soja and is filed under Just For Fun.