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Bikini Corey EARNED IT.

November 18th, 2008

Attention all reality TV fans: are you watching Paris Hilton’s New BFF? Because you should be. For serious. This is a reality show that knows what the eff it’s doing: great challenges, cheeky narration, a ridiculous elimination round (“It’s not going to work out. TTYN.”) and contestants that you wouldn’t want as YOUR bestie, but galdang they’re fun to watch on TV.

Last week featured a speech by Corey, a self-proclaimed free spirit who was “up for discussion” in the elimination round. Her speech in defense of people viewing her as fake was nothing short of the best thing ever.

Things this speech is better than:

* Oreos
* Maple trees
* Paula Abdul
* Subprime interest

Other speeches this speech is better than:

* Season 1 Susan on Survivor (rats and snakes, etc)
* Tyra’s Rant vs Tiffany (but barely. This is pretty epic)
* Miss Teen USA (ok, no. That’s a lie. Miss Teen’s is better)

Now that I’ve built it up, prepare to be unimpressed. No, no – I still stand by the fact that this is amazing (wait for the last 10 seconds):

Posted on Tuesday, November 18th, 2008 at 4:22 pm by and is filed under We <3 TV.

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