June 5th, 2006
- Listen. Avril’s gonna act, and you’re gonna like it. And this article is all like, “she’s not gonna sing anymore!” but that’s a load of tripe.
- Angelina is so hungry that she’s gobbling up URLs like they’re going outta style. Also, Shiloh’s got 182 friends on MySpace. That is SHAMEFUL. She should have at least 500 by now.
- Britney Spears? Divorce papers? Kevin Federline? Murky waters? WHAT?!