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Brad Pitt’s Lip Rat

November 19th, 2008

Recently Jennifer Aniston said that Angelina‘s husband-stealin’ ways were “very uncool.” Now, according to the always reliable and well-researched Star magazine, Brad is “furious” and has called up poor Jen to tell her to shut her trap.

But you know what makes ME “furious”?! Brad’s porn ‘stache. He was just on Oprah today hawking his new film The Curious Case of Benjamin Button – and that little scraggle of hair forced me to change the channel. I couldn’t even concentrate on what Brad was saying ‘cuz his lip pubes were screaming at my offended eyeballs.

Who’s the “very uncool” one NOW, huh?

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Photograph Courtesy Getty Images

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