Brad Pitt’s Lip Rat
November 19th, 2008
Recently Jennifer Aniston said that Angelina’s husband-stealin’ ways were “very uncool.” Now, according to the always reliable and well-researched Star magazine, Brad is “furious” and has called up poor Jen to tell her to shut her trap.
But you know what makes ME “furious”?! Brad’s porn ’stache. He was just on Oprah today hawking his new film The Curious Case of Benjamin Button - and that little scraggle of hair forced me to change the channel. I couldn’t even concentrate on what Brad was saying ‘cuz his lip pubes were screaming at my offended eyeballs.
Who’s the “very uncool” one NOW, huh?
Photograph Courtesy Getty Images
Posted on Wednesday, November 19th, 2008 at 5:47 pm by Soja and is filed under Celebrities & Pop Culture.
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2 Responses to “Brad Pitt’s Lip Rat”
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LMAO
I felt the saaaaaame way.
Normally an hour of Brad would excite me.
I couldnt watch it.
Now he looks like a perv with 6 kids.
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lip pubes haha that’s a good one. if you dont mind i think i’m gonna borrow it =P