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Sometimes a casting rumour comes along that is so inspired, so timely and so spot-on that you can almost hear the Oscar accolades even before any contract has even been signed. This casting rumour is one of those…

The UK Telegraph is reporting that Quentin Tarantino has chosen Brit Brit to star in his latest movie, a remake of the 1965 cult film Faster Pussycat! Kill! Kill! Britney would play Varla, a lesbian stripper who kills a man with her bare hands:

“The movie sees three thrill-seeking strippers encountering a young couple in the desert.

Spears’ character murders the boyfriend with her bare hands before taking the girlfriend hostage. The troubled singer will also have sex scenes with another girl before the drama ends in a blood-bath.”

Titillating, scandalous and just plain ridiculous - Tarantino, you have outdone yourself… No names have been mentioned in the casting of the other two strippers, but who cares - this will be “high camp” at its best. Can’t! Wait!

(Please be true, please be true…)

Photographs Courtesy Getty Images

Posted on Thursday, August 7th, 2008 at 1:16 pm by Soja and is filed under Celebrities & Pop Culture.

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