May 25th, 2011
In the words of the great YOUTH OF TODAY…
Yes that‘s right my friends, I have returned to you like some sort of Pagan Christ that no one really missed or wanted back but is back all the same. The shores of Europe have changed me like a soldier who went off to D-Day a boy but has returned a man. And like the old woman in the film Titanic: oh, the stories I have to tell you… but I’ll save that for the show. Also on the show this week I will be hanging out in Chinatown like I was Jack Nicholson in a Roman Polanski film (save the sliced nose). We will also be playing you the hottest videos like we’re so sort of modern day Dick Clark… but a little on the nerdy side. What kind of videos we will be playing, you ask like a petulant child asking his mother what is for dinner? Well, like a teacher imparting wisdom on their class, I will tell you: new videos by Cults, Cloud Nothings (who are prolific with these videos like they are some sort of indie rock Lil’ Wayne) and Sonny & The Sunsets. I will also probably be drinking a Slurpee… like… I do.
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