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Debra DiGiovanni and Sabrina Jalees’ Top 5 Ways In Which Girls Can Smash the Glass Ceiling

January 30th, 2008

5) Buy one sheet of the candy glass that they use in Jackie Chan movies. Knock on your boss’ office door and scream “Equality!” while smashing the glass over your head.

4) Before your next girls’ night out make business cards for each of your friends giving them uber-flattering but false degrees and titles (ex. Monica Remark, PhD, MMBA, CEO of Wall Street).

3) Be a total lesbo.

2) Demand that you pay only 70% of the retail price when shopping.

1) Fly to Vancouver next Thursday (February 7) and join Debra and Sab along with special L.A. guest Nikki Glaser (of Last Comic Standing and CollegeHumor.com) in Smash the Roof!

More details:
www.gettickets.ca
www.sabrinajalees.com
www.debradg.com

Posted on Wednesday, January 30th, 2008 at 12:12 pm by and is filed under Just For Fun.

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