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Devon: Iowa’s Important Decision

January 4th, 2008

I love sleep. I actually love sleep a little too much. I love sleeping so much I would marry it if I could. But I woke up from my coma-like slumber this morning earlier than usual to the sound of my automatic drip coffee machine going off as it always does.

I wanted to make sure I could dedicate at least 30 minutes to the CNN coverage of the results of the Iowa caucus before I left my house this morning. So you can imagine my surprise, sadness and disappointment to find a 46 inch Britney Spears on a hospital gurney all over my television screen. Damn you CNN!

For those of you who actually care about the excruciatingly important decision Iowa natives made last night, you’re probably asking yourself two questions. Firstly, what does this mean for me as a Canadian? And secondly, Who the f#%k is Mike Huckabee?

Rolling Stone will answer your burning questions.

Happy reading,
Devon

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