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Do Fruity Smarties Deserve to Live?

November 30th, 2006

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Jen calls me up in a sort of faux panic. “WENDY. Bring the camera now. I have something that might be worse than a cinnamon Kit Kat.” Obviously you can’t argue with a plea like that. I show up and she pulls out this: Fruity Smarties. Wtf? We were thinking chocolate with fruit flavours – nasty. And then, the side of the box confused me:

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Mixed up flavours?! Are we supposed to guess what we’re eating? Is this candy also a fun mystery game? I didn’t get it. If there’s a lemon flavoured one, I need to KNOW, dammit.

We dump ‘em out, and they were sort of Skittles-like. I said that I’m gonna expect them to be chewy. Well, turkeys, they WERE. These weren’t chocolate at ALL.

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So, the flavours didn’t match the colours but the side of the box tells you what they are anyway. Most of them were kinda waxy and had a raunchy aftertaste. My score: 3/10. Jen’s score: 4.5/10. Then Sam sauntered over, tried one, and gave it a 7/10. But in conclusion, Smarties should = chocolate, no?

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