Firstly, I’d like to point out that fireworks are, in fact, the best things ever, when used by a …

May 23rd, 2003

Firstly, I’d like to point out that fireworks are, in fact, the best things ever, when used by a responsible adult such as me.

I was in Pickering this past weekend with some friends and we had ourselves a big ol’ Victoria Day Jamboree complete with a truckload of fireworks.  It was super!  We barbecued us some burgies and let the fire fly!  Sure, I lost some hearing, and the choking cloud of smoke afterwards made me nauseous, but it was SO worth it.

Anyway, while Kelly jumped in there discussing the merits of the firework, she didn’t discuss the Hasselhoff Video that Jenn linked to.  This looks like a job for…ME!

So let’s see…watching the video…watching…TURN IT OFF AAAAAGH….whew.

Taking a second to collect myself.

Wow.  That was possibly the most horrible thing I’ve ever seen in my whole life, but it’s a good thing I was wearing my Depends, because it was funny as hell.  I mean…what was he *thinking*???  I love the totally non-PC scene where he’s surrounded by natives and he’s dressed like the Crocodile Hunter and jumps up and down chanting “ooga chaka ooga chaka.”  As Wayne would say, that video is mental.

In that spirit, I’d like to point out something else that’s absolutely awful but amazingly wonderful all at the same time…

Witness: Something Awful

The only question I have is: why *do* the Germans love David Hasselhoff?  Anyone?

Posted on Friday, May 23rd, 2003 at 2:17 pm by Justin and is filed under Blog.

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