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I was watching Gene Simmons Family Jewels last night. After catching it a handful of times, I’ve determined that the best part about the show is his kids. I think his son Nick is hilarious and probably has enough charm and talent to have his own career outside of the show. He even pulls off the whole Jim Morrison look he’s goin’ for. Gene’s daughter Sophie is quite likeable, and at 14, is probably way too gorgeous for someone her age. Modeling and acting will probably ensue.

Is Gene showcasing his family in this mediocre show so that he can ensure his kids’ success? Or is it just to squeeze more easy money out of the television medium? Probably both.

But Gene ruins the show himself in my opinion. His pomposity is unbearable and his greasy Darth Vader helmet-hair is growing harder and harder to look at!

I recognize that KISS is a legendary band and has made a huge mark on pop culture, but the blatant milking of the “reality” genre and Gene’s overblown expectations of audience interest are going to make this show grow old…fast.

It’s entertaining enough to watch when there’s nothing else on, but I liked it a lot better when it was called The Osbournes!

Posted on Tuesday, July 24th, 2007 at 2:15 pm by Jodie E. and is filed under Celebrities & Pop Culture.

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