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August 22nd, 2012
Video On Trial juror Eddie Della Siepe is a man of many words and most of them are of the funny variety. Eddie answered some of our questions and spoke on his love for black bears, Nicki Minaj, and how he handles nerve-wracking situations.
Give us your eHarmony introduction!
Hi I’m Eddie Della Siepe from Video On Trial. I’m a career driven man who loves to make a girl laugh. Some people have come to know me as a sex driven misogynist but I hope to prove that false to you and the screwed up broads who say it. So let’s hang out, go for a walk, get a snow cone & let’s wake up together.
1. In a battle to the death, who would win? The jurors of Video on Trial or the judges on American Idol?
I think V.O.T jurors would win hands down. I personally would take on Ryan Seacrest to a one on one death match. If I win I would officially have the best hair on t.v. If I lose I would want my hair donated to a single balding man in order to give him the confidence he deserves.
2. Describe your perfect date.
My perfect date would be someone fun, pretty, kind,pretty,sweet,loves to laugh, pretty and is easy….going.
3. Who was your first kiss?
Her name escapes me but I do remember hitting her teeth with mine and I may have farted. (I fart when I’m nervous)
4. If you could give a wedgie to any celebrity who would it be?
Nikki Minaj only because it would be quite a workout. I would train by trying a simulation lift using only a pumpkin and a gym rope.
5. What are your thoughts on global warming?
I feel sorry for the Polar bears but i guess they’ve had it good for too long. Id rather help Black Bears. Black bears have been through more and have more soul. I guess that’s why I like black bear music so much. Wait what are we talking about again?