GG Episode 2: Beauty And The Feast

October 4th, 2011

Blair’s preggers, Serena forces Charlie to be her bestie, Dan offers to tickle Chuck Bass (yes, this actually happens) and Nate taps Diana Payne. Again.

Plus we also get one of the BEST Dan & Blair moments to date!!

To find out what I’m talking about click HERE, then read on for why Louis’ sister is public enemy number one.

Serena van der Woodsen / Ivy/Charlie Rhodes

Even though Charlie clearly doesn’t want to room with Serena, use her trust fund or even have Serena come over to her place…Serena still thinks Charlie is her BFF and forces her to become roomies, abandon all her hopes and dreams and boyfriend in California and head back to the Upper East Side.

Serena also gives Charlie a get-out-of-jail free card: their grandmother is giving Charlie access to her trust fund without Carol knowing.

Next week, they’re back in New York.

Chuck Bass / Dan Humphrey

Dan needs assistance with a scandal. Chuck needs assistance with feeling emotions. Dan helps Chuck not get beaten to shreds and Chuck decides to help Dan with his scandal (after turning down the offer of Dan tickling Chuck).

I would have rather seen the tickling scene.

Next week, Dan and Chuck hunt down the publisher paying Vanessa for Dan’s book.

Nate Archibald / Diana Payne

Nate wants to track down Diana Payne for more sex. Diana wants to interview his mother about her shameful marriage and convict husband. Naturally, Nate offers sex for the interview. You’ve gotta love the Upper East Side.

Next week, Nate starts working for Diana Payne.

Blair Waldorf / Prince Louis & Princess Beatrice Grimaldi

Blair can’t deny she’s a baby momma. After trying to keep it secret (and pretty much calling Dorota a slut!) Dorota, Dan and Louis’ sister know. But Blair’s keeping it from Louis on the surface under the excuse she wants to make sure everything’s okay and underneath because she needs to make sure it’s Louis’ baby.

Louis’ sister Beatrice is in town to discover some shameful secret about Blair. From drug problems to eating disorders, she can’t find a way to discredit her. Why is she after her future sister-in-law? She wants the throne and will find any way to discredit Louis and his future wife to be Monaco’s next monarch.

The twist? Beatrice is working with the priest who is to marry Blair and Louis to take the throne. Oh, and they totally get it on in a limo.

Next week, Blair finds out who the baby-daddy is…

Dan Humphrey / Blair Waldorf

No only is Dan the one person Blair can trust (and give a quickie forgive-card to when she has to use the bathroom) but he’s the only one who’s going to stick with her through her baby-daddy issues and the marriage until the bitter end.