Gleecap: Sexy

March 10th, 2011

Get under the covers Gleeks, since this week’s episode of Glee was all about sex. All about having it, refraining from it, learning about it and doing it right. Guest star Gwyneth Paltrow came back as racy substitute teacher Holly Holiday, shaking things up for everyone.

Remember how Finn thought he got Quinn pregnant in a hot tub? Well, Brittany made him look like a sex-pert when she thought she was pregnant because of a stork making a nest on her roof. It was obvious the Glee club needed a little sex education, and who better to teach them than seasoned sex-pert Holly Holiday? She thought since they had a hard time learning about it in class it would be best to slip it into their Glee club songs. They sang “Do You Wanna Touch Me,” only to completely butt-heads with the celibacy club’s new leader, Emma. She thought Holly shouldn’t encourage kids to have sex and they should also learn celibacy so they can choose themselves.

The celibacy club was made up of Rachel and Quinn who wanted to concentrate on themselves, and Puck who got scared of sex after learning a sex tape with Lauren Zizes would get him arrested. Obviously not a sex-pert herself, Emma chose for the club to sing “Afternoon Delight,” thinking it was about the dessert. Awkward…

Meanwhile over at Dalton, Blaine and Kurt got a tip from Sue New Directions are using sex appeal for Regionals. They figured the Warblers should try out being sexy and enlisted their sister school to watch their performance of “Animal.” The verdict? Blaine is a sexy beast and Kurt, um, needs a little help. Blaine tried to help teach him the tricks of the trade, but Kurt wasn’t down to learn. So Blaine visited Kurt’s father and asked if he could try teaching him. And surprisingly, it worked.

We saw three new romances heating up this week. The first was Santana and…Brittany? Turns out Santana’s not quite sure which team she’s on, and after a little chat with Holly and singing “Landslide” she figured out she’s definitely lesbian. She confronted Brittany about her feelings but Brittany wouldn’t dump Artie, which really upset her. Although Lauren didn’t like the fact Puck joined the celibacy club, she finally kissed him! It’ll be interesting to see where that romance goes. And things got steamy for Will and Holly. At first Holly wasn’t digging Will’s nice boy swag, but then she thought she should probably try a relationship that lasts more than 36 hours. And even after Emma admitted to Holly the reason she hasn’t slept with Carl is she still has feelings for Will. Try again next time, Emma.

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