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File this under “hilarious if it’s true” - apparently Glenn Danzig, the prince of darkness and former Misfits, Samhain and Danzig frontman
is set to be the next ‘bachelor’ on VH1’s Rock Of Love (the first two seasons featured former Poison singer Bret Michaels).

The season premiere would take place in July and would feature the horror punk legend at the helm of a series of bizarre challenges. More from the VH1 forums:

The new series will follow the traditional Flavor of Love/Rock of Love format with a group of 20 women vying for the affection of the celebrity musician. However, at the insistence of Mr. Danzig, the winner will enter into a legally-binding marriage with Satan in a ceremony that is sure to test the limits of basic cable censorship standards. Although network executives are keeping a tight lid on the show’s planned shenanigans, a few details have been leaked about planned challenges. These include: goat entrail soup and chili cook-off, blindfolded nun deflowering contest, sexy seance & ‘name that heretic’.

Thoughts?? Is it time for me to crap open my poster roll of old Misfits and Danzig posters from the early 90s? I have more than enough to go around, friends.

Posted on Thursday, February 19th, 2009 at 11:45 am by Kat and is filed under We <3 TV, What The Funk?.

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