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If you missed last night’s Grammy show, boy you don’t know what the heck sort of crazy show you missed. So, I’ll recap it here for you ’cause I’m nice. Everything here is 100% true* I think.

Jamie Foxx started off the night with a neatly choreographed rendition of the chicken dance. It was met with thunderous applause.

Wyclef scooped up the much sought after award for Best-Air-Guitar-While-Pants-Are-Falling-Down.

Justin Timberlake narrowly escaped another “costume malfunction” incident, this time with Robyn Troup.

Justin celebrates this near miss by breaking into chicken dance with Foxx.

Suddenly, Chris Brown jumped on the stage with his face on inside out! How embarassing! Then, he put a hex on Christina Aguilera!

Christina screamed in terror as she went up in smoke & flames. Her fans looked on in shock & horror.

Before the police arrived and interviewed all the witnesses, some very important awards were handed out. Shakira took home the award for Best-Contortionist-While-Giving-The-Finger.

That about wraps it up. I mean some other people won for best this-or-that, but I think I covered off the important stuff.

Photographs courtesy Getty Images.

* and by true, I mean not true.

Posted on Monday, February 12th, 2007 at 1:26 pm by Unknown and is filed under Blog.

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