GUEST BLOGGAH: Perez Hilton!

September 12th, 2006

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Hello Canada
Rosie O’Donnell here
I’ve taken over Perez’s head
because he just can’t function anymore
He’s had so much fun in Toronto
This Film Fest is one of the best
And everyone up North has received him
with such open arms
He feels like an honorary Canadian
Though he didn’t run into Brad Pitt
He did see Lance Bass & Reichen
A lot
*Golf claps*
Late nights
And random celebs
Rachel Bilson & Zach Braff
Zac Efron
Christina Ricci
and Shawn Ashmore
Wyclef Jean and much much
More
Britney gave birth to a new son
Anna Nicole lost hers
So many memories
Time to get back to work
But before Perez heads off
He’s gotta do MuchOnDemand
Which is always a blast
See you in 2007!
Rosie

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3 Responses to “GUEST BLOGGAH: Perez Hilton!”

  1. lots of news…a met an angel last night who gave me the craziest dreams…

    i saw the coolest looking drued walk through heaven and….i was standing at a street corner in the middle of the rain..and the sun shown down on me..

    she said..”…………………

    then i was like wow thats awesome…can i help…do you need anything…YOU make me feel like an immortal vamp…thats rad..

    RAPHEAL changed the color of the music to sooth the sounds of earth…

    then saturn telepathically mentioned…a static dream…and i agreed…

    what magic trick do you want to do today..

    your clouds cover the city skyline….and feed the inner tree line.i grow in the middle and try to tell them of the most beautiful voice…

    friends of the HOUse shall be granted vision from JUPITER………

    maybe a quick ronde vu………sometime today…

    first kiss jitters drive me wild…

    how was your night ..?

    maybe one more broken love letter to ease the night….as the moon talks to her shadow..

    ed…says he’ll love you until death do us part..

    oooops i guess i broke that..

    ha

    oh THE queen of venus is back in zion as well to…to lament the sounds from the woods..

    FIRST VERSE OF THE BORROWERS

    LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT

    chapter 1 sub title a

    copywright..

    edit…if you’d like

    By montgomery on September 13, 2006 at 1:16 pm |
  2. enough of the jibber jabber

    want to make babies.

    grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

    By montgomery on September 13, 2006 at 1:19 pm |
  3. another lost tablet from the book of shadows…

    CHAPTER two of the BORROWers…bible

    whonce cleoplatra joins a rebel alliance…in the streets of zion

    a calm amongst the waters will sooth the aching hearts of men and women..

    a ‘vamp’..wondering soul appears in places deemed on fit for survival to prove that faith and love above all prevail

    a three dimensional time portal created by a knightwolf allows people of light to travel back and forth through time…to replace and change bad memories and nightmares..

    each to there one has the ability to control such device but the fear is upon the tracking sounds…

    once again the fearless child of the sun will walk through the code of RAEF…to ensure invisibility..

    aka..no more war..

    aka…no more harm..

    LIONS code…to a blind peu in a stone TEMple

    THE borrowers…have recurited half a church but they need more assests to provide a path to HEAVEN

    the lost pearl was found in a DEAD SEA..

    and on that scroll it stated the ability to live immortal is to control your head..your heart…your mind..and your soul..

    guess who old JEHOVAH is…2006 or

    4000000006…..or maybe 20 years old in earth years..

    forgot to tell you KURT doesn’t blink…

    if needed a angel can morph into forms to help out of harms way..

    CHAPTER THREE….

    A PAGE from the voice of PLUTO

    By montgomery on September 13, 2006 at 3:50 pm |

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