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January 15th, 2014
It was Mr. Rogers who first said, “Won’t you be my neighbor?” More recently, it was Justin Bieber who said “F–k you, I got another one for you actually!” While the two men may have very different messages for those who share their zip codes, one thing they have in common is that they are neighbors to someone.
Sure, Justin Bieber may be considered the worst neighbor in the world right now, but first, no one knows everyone in the world, so that’s just crazy. Second, there are far worse neighbors to have than Justin Bieber and here’s proof.
Clark Griswald in Christmas Vacation
First his brother-in-law parks his RV on the street and proceeds to empty the sewage tank for all the world to suffer through. Next, Clark causes a short in the entire neighborhood with the greatest light display of all time. Hallllllllelujah!
The Guys From Workaholics
Living next to Ders, Adam and Blake is fresh if you like to party, but if you don’t like finding passed out twenty-somethings on your lawn every morning, you may want to move.
He’ll eat your food, he’ll steal your girlfriends, he’ll your borrow money and never repay you and he never, ever, ever knocks.
Dwight Schrute From the Office
A desk neighbor from hell is still a neighbor from hell.
Zac Efron and Dave Franco in Neighbors
It takes some serious partying to piss off the guy that made This Is The End.
One Direction’s Liam Payne
Not only did One Direction’s Liam Payne recently scare the beliebers out of his legion of Directioners when he was photographed standing on his 34th floor balcony, but the picture also gave away the pop stars address. That definitely calls for free pizza for the whole building.
Ask Ned Flanders to borrow his rake, lawnmower, gardening shears or really anything he’s paid money to own. He’ll okily dokily loan it to you, but first he must say hi-diddidly-ho-neighboreeno to Homer Simpson, who has already stolen it.
The Jersey Shore Cast
Can you imagine hearing this screamed ten times a night?