June 20th, 2014
Coldplay have released their video for A Sky Full of Stars, their second official single off the UK band’s latest album, Ghost Stories. The video is simple enough, with all four band members walking down a street and performing their new song, while covered in instruments that are in no way pertinent to the single. Catchy track, very uplifting and all that good stuff, but let’s get real.
When did Chris Martin get super-mega ripped? Notice how covered up everyone else in the video is in comparison. Why would anyone wear a tank top in chilly weather? Because they got ripped.
Like, have you seen the video for Yellow? That was one skinny Englishman.
Now Martin can’t even make it down the street without admiring his biceps in a store window’s reflection, and who can blame him?
I hope everyone bought their tickets to the gun show, amirite?
I’m sure he’s supposed to be singing here, but you can bet Martin is telling Guy Berryman his rep routine for the millionth time.
Good for you, Chris Martin. Good for you.Tweet