June 26th, 2006
Listen. Forget about that creepy and hilarious photo that Jen posted today (below). Justin Trousersnake is going to blow all you foo’s away. True, I’m making this assumption based on a 15 second snippet of his first single “Sexy Back” (dude, it’s gonna be soooooo huge) and that suspicious faceless promo shot that only makes you (me) want more.
Justin is just the beginning (middle?) of what I’m trying to say here. THIS SUMMER will go down in awesomeness as a season of pop music so blazing that we all started simmering and eventually boiling. Think about it – Nelly Furtado and Gnarls Barkley had huge singles. “Song of the summer!” we proclaimed about both. But just you wait for what’s to come. JUST YOU WAIT.
Ciara’s got a track called “Get Up” that’s gonna kill. Beyonce’s “Deja Vu” is smokin’ hot. Justin’s “Sexy Back” will destroy. You will have no choice but to spend your sunny days doing non-stop jigs.
I love pop music. TRY AND STOP ME!!!!Tweet