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High Heels of Doom

February 28th, 2008

The UK Daily Mail is running a piece on the latest fashion must-have: the heel-less high heel. The what what?

See for yourself:

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Two words for you: utterly ridiculous. Like, WTF? These things actually make me speechless. You might as well be walking around the town square on effin’ stilts. Although I’m sure these balance-testers are great for building core strength and for crafting killer calves, I would still give you a little nudge for wearing them. And then you’d fall.

Apparently Gwyneth Paltrow, Uma Thurman and Victoria Beckham all have a pair, which by the way, cost upwards of $3,000(!).

So I’m officially saying that high heels without heels are idiotic. But wait – hold up! – look what clogs Mariah Carey was wearing on her hooves yesterday:

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So I take it all back. High heels, with or without the heels, are idiotic.

2nd Photograph Courtesy Getty

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