Condoms are a key factor in keeping babies and STIs at bay. In celebration of World Pride happening in Toronto next month, the city has announced it will be revealing a municipally-branded condom. But why should the T-Dot be the only city to get their own special boner balloons? We came up a few other branded condoms we think should be coming to a city near you. And don’t forget to pinch the reservoir tip!
Forget what Shenae Grimes said about Hamilton… When you buy a box of Hammers at the drugstore, you will feel nothing but Steel town pride.
Vancouver! Don’t be a ding–dong! Cover your hippy dong with a big blunt.
If you’re ever in Quebec City for the Winter Carnival, be sure to snuggle up with a Bonhomme bag.
St. John’s, before you bang, cover your wang with a Rock rubber.
Calgary, remember to wrap your meat so you don’t taint your Beef.
If you’re ever getting busy in Nunavut in December, you better wear a sweater on your member.
And Ottawa before the affection, cover your erection with a Beaver Tail – available on the Hill at the House of Condoms.
There you have it, wiener socks that rep your hometown! So hump with pride and remember: no glove, no love.
Tags: Calgary, Condoms, hamilton, Nunavut, ottawa, Quebec City, st johns, toronto, vancouver
Posted on Wednesday, May 7th, 2014 at 4:46 pm by Guest Blogger and is filed under Blog, Featured, News.