I Always Win

March 31st, 2004

Uh yeah, a “wardrobe malfunction.”

Let’s just say that a hypothetical person (myself), sleepy and ready to go home at the end of the day, puts her coat on to find that the sleeves have been TAPED SHUT (very methodically) by another hypothetical-type person (new guy Kerry). Yes, I laughed. Then I emailed him to tell him that I fractured a hypothetical finger (middle) and was thus unable to give him my customary greeting. Then, Hypothetical Kerry gives me a get-well card and a bunch of flowers. Aw, Kerry, how’d ya know? I LOVE FLOWERS. Therefore, the winner? Me. I got a laugh AND flowers. Note to Kerry: I always win.

And finally, tomorrow’s April Fool’s Day! “Errybody in the club get tipsy!” J-Kwon said it - you guys do it. Doo it.

Let’s get silly.
xo

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