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Okay. I know that I’m not the only one getting pissed off with those ridiculous facebook quizzes. I mean, who really wants to know that they have a micro-penis, are adopted, will die in 3 minutes… etc. (unfortunately).

Whatever. Let’s say you’re feeling especially random one day, so you decide to find out the best way to integrate shards of glass into a smoothie via a Facebook quiz. So you find your ingredients, make your smoothie, and are completely and utterly satisfied. UNTIL (dun, dun, dunnnn)…

You begin to receive notifications from the quiz EVERY 17 SECONDS. Pretty sure y’all didn’t sign up for THIS! They ask you things like, “How’s your smoothie?”, “Are you taking good care of your micro-penis?”, and so on and so forth. Why oh why? ‘Cause they can.

Yes, they do it to torment us. It’s funny in their eyes that we have micro-penises, drink glass smoothies, and yes, listen to Nickelback (*SHUDDERS*)!!! They are facebook bullies. You log on. Notification. “Oh, Wendy must have commented on my photo”. BAM. “YOU’RE STILL A TOOL. TAKE OUR QUIZ AGAIN TO REEVALUATE YOUR TOOL LEVELS”.

Sooo, what I’m preee’ much sayin’ is that since we can’t fight the system, join in. Go to school (speaking of school…) and remind your friends that they sleep with teddy bears at night, still watch Pokemon, and most importantly… remind your friends that they have a MICRO-PENIS!

Tags: correspondents, Facebook, micro penis, quizzes

Posted on Saturday, November 28th, 2009 at 1:19 pm by Matty - Correspondent and is filed under Just For Fun.

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