I Think My Birthing Partner Will Be Scary Spice.

March 9th, 2006

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Today on Blog Blab!

* Katie Holmes chooses Posh Spice to be by her side in the delivery room. She’ll softly sing “2 Become 1″ and Tom will film it all to make one big, creepy video.
* Pete Wentz responds to his weiner being exposed on the intranet. Learns the most important lesson of all: do not take pictures of your weiner.
* Adam Levine reportedly dumps Jessica with a text message. This just in: Adam Levine is a jerkwad.
* Meanwhile, Jessica also seems to be getting texts from Jude Law, who “hungers for her lips”. Ok, just because he’s British, it doesn’t give him the excuse to talk like he’s some kind of Lothario.

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