May 26th, 2014
Over the weekend, reports of a masked vigilante surfaced from Florence, Italy.
…Oh wait, scratch that. It was just Jaden Smith wearing a white Batman costume at the Kimye wedding, for no real reason other than to get attention. Talk about a real Bat-hole, amirite??? I mean, I’m not even going to get into why his Batman costume is white. Everyone knows it’s either all black, or a tasteful blue and grey combo. NEVER WHITE!
Anyway, since the wedding, Bat-hole has been busy and we’ve got the exclusive pics of what he’s been up to.
Bat-hole had a secret cameo in X-Men: Days of Future Past. Who doesn’t love a naked, blue J-Law?
Bat-hole was going hard as a mofo to Stitches’ viral hit, Brick In Yo Face.
Bat-hole photobombed Wiz Khalifa’s jail selfie.
Bat-hole made sure Moises Arias kept his hands off little sis, Willow.
And, we finally found out what made Sad Batman so sad in the first place. Thanks a lot, Jaden.
By Brian LloydTweet