August 12th, 2009
I think Lady Gaga has the best quote ever about being announced as a performer for the MTV VMAs: “I’m simply gutted to be both a performer and nominee at the 2009 VMAs. In fact, I’m so happy, I could die.” You know, I think we as a whole should start saying that more often. Exaggeration is the new irony, y’all!! PS: I wonder if she’ll shoot sparks out of her jubblies?
ALSO: Jay-Z will perform at the VMAs! I’m so happy I could die. I get teary-eyed whenever I think of the grandiose rise of my little Hova – sure, he’s been huge for several years now, but he was never like, U2 big. Now he’s bigger than U2 big. He’s truly joined the ranks of the pop culture elite. In fact, he runs it. Maybe I’m just biased.
Young Hov and Gahgs will join a blockbuster crew of performers that already boasts Green Day, Taylor Swift, Muse and Pink. In case you don’t already know since we’ve been shoving it down your maw for weeks now, the VMAs go down on September 13! For more on the big shindig, check out mtvvma.ca!Tweet