August 4th, 2014
Horror movie’s heeeeere! For anyone who ever got so annoyed watching the fist-pumpers of MTV’s reality series The Jersey Shore they hoped an axe murderer would show up, first of all, it’s just a show and you need to get some help. Secondly, that’s pretty much what happens in the new horror film, Jersey Shore Massacre.
The new slasher flick is set to hit theatres (we’re assuming only a few of them) on August 22. The description for Jersey Shore Massacre reads a “typical weekend down the shore takes a bizarre turn in the New Jersey Pine Barrens as six girls and five obnoxious fist-pumpers become the unsuspecting targets of a deranged killer.” In all fairness, I think we can assume that the women will likely be obnoxious as well.
Produced by original Jersey Shore cast member Jenni ‘J-WOWW’ Farley, the film boasts the tongue in cheek tagline ‘The Situation Just Got Deadly’. Oh, and porn star Ron Jeremy stars in the film, because what else is he doing?Tweet