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April 30th, 2010
Hello, my beautiful babies! It’s Eddie Della Siepe here, from Video On Trial and Love Court. My MuchMusic cohort Darrin Rose (the one with the beard – he’s rugged, son!) and I are taking our Jury Duty 2: Even Jurier stand up tour to Oakville, Ontario May 6-8th!
I did a little research, and found out that Oakville is more than just immaculate mansions and malls – they have a Waterfront Festival! And it was headlined by Karl Wolf and Danny Fernandes last year!
Unfortunately, due to lack of profits the festival is canceled for 2010. So I’ve compiled a list of Canadian artists that would have been great to perform at this year’s (non-existent) Waterfront festival:
1) Justin Bieber – This kid’s on fire! He’s everywhere. Even my mom knows who he is! I’m sure all those Oakville girls would pay anything for a chance to see/touch his boyish hair helmet. (I only make fun because I’m jealous! Touch my hair, Oakville!)
2) Stereos – They’re a huge band, they’re Canadian, and any guy who uses Autotune while rocking my mom’s haircut is okay with me!
3) David Guetta – I know he’s not Canadian, but he’ll do a song with anyone. So I suggest a duet with Canada’s Lady Antebellum. They’re a country band, and he looks like a slimy techno/dance version of Owen Wilson! What could be better?!
City of Oakville, get some funding and let’s get music back in the burbs!
Upcoming tour dates:
May 21-22: Kitchener, ON, Yuk Yuks Comedy Club
May 29: Sudbury Comedy Festival
June 3-5 Niagara Falls, On, Yuk Yuks Comedy Club
June 9-13th Toronto, ON, Yuk Yuks Comedy Club
To reserve tickets for a show , call (800) 899-9136.Tweet