Justin + Opes = Monster Show

September 19th, 2007

Justin is on Oprah! Let’s go!

4:00 - Yes the moment has arrived when the two of the biggest superstars collide on one stage.. We’re talking Oprah and Justin..

4:02 - Justin comes out and all of the middle aged woman are in a complete frenzy! They’re living out their desperate housewives fantasies right now…

4:05 - We’re already 5 minutes into the show and we’ve got our first ‘awwwwwwwwwww’ moment… Momma Timberlake gushes about her lil’ boy.

ENTER WENDY! Jenifa has left the .. desk.

4:13 - He goes there.. he talks about Britney. There is no trash talk. He says he doesn’t know her anymore, and he says she has a good heart. What he means is she has a good … lawyer. And he’s lying.

4:14 - Opes asks, of course, if he’s dating anybody. We all know the answer, but he shyly says, “yyeah, I’m dating somebody”. And she smells lovely. Oh, and he sings to her. We know too much.

4:15 - He says that he uses iChat to keep in touch with his special lady. AYO TECHNOLOGY! He also says it was an unintentional plug, but come tomorrow, there will be 13 macbooks in his mailbox. And an iPhone.

4:17 - Justin reveals that he picks his nose. No, I just stopped listening. It’s something about paparazzi taking things out of context. Not unlike me.

COMMERCIAL

4:22 - JT performs “What Goes Around”, aka my tied for favourite song on the album. If he doesn’t sing “Comes Around”, there will be hell to pay. Emma says that if he does “those damn hand gestures” from the video, she’ll spontaneously combust.

4:25 - Justin jams out. He’s talented. *swoon*

4:26 - Opes dances like a white lady in the front row. NO “COMES AROUND”??? JERKS!

4:30 - Reba’s on now? What thuh hull? Is that it? Holy anti-climax of the year, Batman.

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3 Responses to “Justin + Opes = Monster Show”

  1. That is true…I am now a pile of ashes on this questionably stained carpet.

    Damn those hand gestures! We get it…what goes around…COMES around. So it’s LIKE a circle…

    *floom*

  2. who cares any ways to me he is nothing but a waste of time and no worth it to see him any ways when I can’t stand him and his music .

  3. He is very annoying I can’t stand him either

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