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August 26th, 2014
Could this be Kanye West’s most ridiculous idea yet?
Rumours are swirling that Kanye is planning on raising money to build a cathedral for wife Kim Kardashian. Well, the patrons of the church of Kardashian have to worship somewhere right? This will be their Mecca.
Yeezus was so inspired by Barcelona’s La Sagrada Familia that he wanted to make his very own. Kanye wants to create a cathedral that will rival the well-known church and honour the West-Kardashian family. And Kanye being Knaye, you know it will be insanely over the top. Sources reveal that there is going to be a stained glass window of Kanye, Kim, and future queen North West.
Kanye wants his cathedral to join the ranks of the Hollywood sign and the Empire State Building and become the world’s newest landmark. Currently the blessed family is looking at locations for the future center of worship and have already set aside $5 million dollars. However such an extravagant project will cost a lot more, so Yeezy plans on starting an online campaign to have people donate.
Now you may wonder why anyone would ever want to give their hard earned money so Kanye can build a monument to himself, but this cathedral isn’t just another way Kanye can equate himself to a god. It’s really a church for the people. Kanye wants the new cathedral to be somewhere where funerals, baptisms, and weddings are held. See Kanye is just doing this for Kim’s loyal followers. He’s such a giver.
Now as ridiculous as this whole idea sounds, it has some promise. May a suggest stained glass versions of all of Kim’s Instagram selfies, the stations of the Kardashian cross with a statue for every Kardashian, and non-stop screening of Bound 2. In Yeezus we trust.Tweet