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Katy Perry threw a pool party and her guest list was the weirdest

September 3rd, 2013


Katy Perry celebrated the last long weekend of summer with a labour day pool party that included a surprising guest list. And when we say surprising, we mean ‘how the heck are these people all related?’ The guest list reportedly included actors Ellen Page, Jesse Metcalfe, Julianne Hough, Fifty Shades of Grey author E.L. James, and reality star Khloe Kardashian (sans Lamar Odom).

How do these people all relate to Perry? I dunno. Did Ellen Page chat with Khloe Kardashian? How weird would that be. Not a question, that’s a statement. Here’s what we think these guests would pick as their fave Katy Perry track.

Ellen Page

Ms. Page is an East Coaster from Canada in LA. She’s got to either a) feel like an alien or b) feel like she’s surrounded by them.

Jesse Metcalfe

One minute Jesse Metcalfe is the hot guy on Desperate Housewives, the next minute he’s the drunk and fighting guy on TMZ. Hot and cold, indeed.

Julianne Hough

After splitting with long time boyfriend Ryan Seacrest at the beginning of the summer, Hough has been spotted on every beach and at every A-list party looking like a million bucks. I wonder if she thinks her ex will see the pictures when he’s on his celebrity radio show, or hosting a red carpet, or American Idol, or…ya, that’s a revenge-bod and she is werkin’ it.

E.L. James

This video consists of heels, hosiery, silk, satin and red sheets. I think we have a winner.


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