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February 13th, 2013
During an interview with BBC Radio 1 this week, Ke$ha talked about her upcoming MTV documentary series My Crazy Beautiful Life, sharing some less than savory details. The singer confirmed that the documentary will be an uncensored look at her life on the road, saying “It’s my brother and his weird friend following me around for the past two-and-a-half years. We didn’t know what we were doing per se, but it’s my little brother and he’s my best friend. He’s got me wasted at 6am … He got all the things you would want to see and all the things you wouldn’t really want to see – making out with dudes, drinking my own pee, jumping out of a building, jumping out of airplanes, swimming with sharks …” Well, I was going to discuss her brother getting her drunk and filming her make out with dudes, but then she drank her own pee. I can only focus on one horrifying piece of information at a time.
Ke$ha told the radio station “I was told drinking my own pee was good, I was trying to be healthy … Somebody tried to take my pee away from me and I said, ‘That is mine!’ So I snatched it up and took a chug and it was really gross so I don’t do it anymore.” Yes, she drank her own pee. Is this documentary a remake of Water World? Why would consuming your own waste be healthy?
Ke$ha went on to say “[How often do I get told I’m amazing?] Not enough! My fans are amazing to me but usually the people around me say, ‘You’re disgusting!’ or, ‘Put your pants on!’ or ‘You’re late!’ Or they say, ‘You smell weird, what’s that smell?’ I smell like a hobo.” There’s a very easy solution to Ke$ha’s problems and it involves not consuming her own urine. And buying an alarm clock.
Airing in April, My Crazy Beautiful Life follows Ke$ha over a two year period as she records her new disc Warrior, travels the globe and tries to keep a handle on both her personal and professional lives. And drinks her own pee. Dude. Come on.Tweet